a secondary school geography teacher
went
to drink at a beer parlour after school
on
friday. His wife was at home waiting
for
himto come back as usual. Past 4pm
he's not
yet back, so the wife thought he is
staying for
evening class. 8pm he is not yet back
so the
wife became worried and alerted some
friends. They all went to the school to
find
everywhere empty. They called
theprincipal
and he said the man left for home
immediately after school. This made
the wife
to become more worried. It's now
11pm so
they went and reported to the police
who
joined in the search. At about 2:30pm,
they
found the man sitting at a corner,
awake and
not sleeping. They reached to him and
asked
why hehas refused to come home. He
called
them a bunch of illiterates..." you lack
knowledge in geography,.. since the
earth
rotates with everything in it, I decided
to sit
here and wait for my house"