Hehe MUST READ:
-Conversation between AIDS
and EBOLA VIRUS...
Aids:Hey baby girl! Glad to have you here in
Nigeria.
Ebola:Thankx boss. How has your mission
been?
Aids:Has been very much successful,but just
a couple of
impediments I ve encountered since the
introduction of condom and a few other
contraceptives.....
Ebola:Really!
AIDS: Yea! That not withstanding,
i'm still making impact enormously.
Ebola : Kudos boss! More grease your elbow.
Aids: Thanks baby sharwarma.Hope you've
set down good strategies for the achievement
of your quest?
Ebola:Yes of course! I'm no dumb head!
Infact,a victim of mine died recently.
Aids: Like seriously! That's awesome....So
tell me more.....
Ebola: The issue here,is that i'm trying to
bring the popular saying "there's love in
sharing" into
play. Nigerian bats and apes have decried
the constant share of their meats by bush
meat lovers;
without partaking in their problems as well.
So,my
aim is to balance the equation and erase
partiality.
Aids : Waoh! That's good. So what actually
motivated your migration into Nigeria?
Ebola: During my intensive survey, I
discovered that so much of Nigerians enjoy
munching bush meat,and for that,I ve come
to make them also,partakers of me as well!
As u know,"DIARIS LOVE IN SHARING".
Aids: So, who is free from your TENTACLES?
Ebola: Those who desist from consuming
bush meats;
especially monkeys and bats have less
possibilities of contacting me.
Aids: I discovered that you're more powerful
and contagious than I do. What's the secret?
Ebola: (blushing).....O yea! Well,the secret is
the incessant complaints
tabled by monkeys and bats. Their
complaints have made me so
furious. I've made it a point of duty to move
into anybody who comes in contact with
those I ve
affected.
Aids: Hmm! You're really awesome! Can we
hang out sometime?
Ebola: (smiling)Stop flattering me boss! Will
be on my way now. I've got someone to
inflict somewhere...... About the hang out,I
will give it a thought(winks).
Aids: Alright. Take care and good luck my
Rosalito Pepperto.
Ebola: Thanks boss!!
Funny!!! Right!!!.........
Well,brothers and sisters,avoid bush meat,be
vigilant,so u dnt fall a victim...... Pray without
season and ceasing. We shall only hear of
it,but it will not befall anyone of us in Jesus
Name....... # Amen.