(1) cracking jokes for 30 minute without nobody laughing
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(2) u dey walk with swag when u c ur ex on the street, unknowinly u fall inside a dirty gutter
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(3) u wanted to fart it mute when d tin sound puuuu! In a confrence meeting
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(4) u lie to ur girlfriend say ur father get house for lekki,ur girl took ur fone out. On ur phones is a new sms 4rm "MY FATHER". Kunle landlord has finally send me and ur mother out since yesterday, so if u wan come home for holiday u know that uncompleted building wey dey for d back of iya rebecca house, wey dey kill one thug inside am 4 lst year come to mit us 4 d last rum by left... AND UR GIRL SHOW U D MESSAGE
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(5) doing a stage show u are told to peform as a passerby that saw a female accident victim and help by carrying him to hospital, as u are doing that ur hand mistaknly touch her boob, so ur manhood come dey rise pushing ur elastic trouser it go harder n harder and u are told to perfom d lead role on stage. U gat no option dat to act ur role, and dat tin don +:+
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(6) u dey urinate for one wall, not knowing someone window dey for that place, na so d girl u dey form big boy to say hi to u on d window, she don c dat tin.
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(7) u go to a restaurant u dey chop amala like kilode, dat boy wey u told say u no even know wetin dey call amala c u.. Sister abi make i order some more parcel 4 u..
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( u buy car to impress d person u are quarelling wit, as u drive reach his house u show him d car as u wan start d car d car no start so d person com dey help u push am to start
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(9) u vomit eba in front of ur colleques wey u don dey form for say na fast food u dey eat
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(10) u don swear and bet wit ur friend say u go make fp on NL wit ur post wey u don dey compose for weeks, but when dey luk d homepage d next day dey dint c ur post....


Omo e no easy incase e made fp am still ur boy donjuviam... Pls kindly say any one dat u tink is d most shameful

Being banned unjustly by the Nigro MacLauren Tunji