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Parable Of The Goat And The Horse by phemmylink(m): 2:04am On Jul 29, 2014
There was a farmer who had a horse and a
goat. One
day, the horse became ill. So he called the
veterinarian, who said, "Well, your horse has a
virus.
He must take this medicine for three days. I'll
come
back on the third day and if he's not better,
we're
going to have to kill her."
Nearby, the goat listened closely to their
conversation. The next day, they gave the horse
the
medicine and left. The goat approached the
horse
and said, “Be strong, my friend. Get up or else
they're going to kill you!”
On the second day, they again gave the horse
the
medicine and left. The goat came back and
said,
"Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to
die!
Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One,
two,
three..."
On the third day, they came to give the horse
the
medicine and the vet said, "Unfortunately, we're
going to have to kill her tomorrow. Otherwise,
the
virus might spread and infect the other horses."
After they left, the goat approached the horse
and
said, "Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up,
come on!
Have courage! Come on... Get up... Get up...
That's it,
slowly... Great! Come on, one, two, three...
Good,
good. Now faster, come on... Fantastic! Run,
run
more! Yes! Yes! Yes! You did it, you're a
champion!"
All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the
horse
running in the field and began shouting, "It's a
miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a
grand
party."
He called his servant, "Tunde, kill and prepare
the
goat!"

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