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| The Miracle Show.... by layi(m): 12:28pm On Sep 17, 2005 |
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of their body they wanted fixed. Many of the people were elderly so they were covering their eyes and hearts. Then the preacher said "Ok now for you at home put your hand on the part of your body you want fixed and say this prayer with me." So the little old lady put her hand on her heart, because she had a very bad heart. And the little old man put his hands on his crotch. The little old lady turned to her husband and said "He said he could heal the sick, not raise the dead!" |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by Latoya(f): 12:29pm On Sep 18, 2005 |
hummmmmmmmm i dont get layi |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by layi(m): 12:46pm On Sep 18, 2005 |
Read it again..in btw d lines this time |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by Latoya(f): 12:47pm On Sep 18, 2005 |
ok,still dont get the death and crotch thing for the guy.but its all good |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by casper(m): 7:12pm On Sep 19, 2005 |
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| Re: The Miracle Show.... by sweetnini(f): 7:15pm On Sep 19, 2005 |
very funny |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by hotangel2(f): 7:20pm On Sep 19, 2005 |
This is funny. Hilarious. His wife is mean. |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by Seun(m): 9:48am On Sep 20, 2005 |
You need to think with the mind of a mean woman to understand the joke  . |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by goodguy(m): 10:49pm On Sep 20, 2005 |
yeah hilarious! |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by nike4luv(f): 11:49pm On Sep 20, 2005 |
hahahahahaha |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by fabian(f): 2:37pm On Sep 21, 2005 |
Uhm........... I reserve my comments! |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by adesodgi(m): 5:35pm On Oct 07, 2005 |
olayiwola ha you r crazy with jokes.. |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by Farriel(m): 8:16pm On Oct 07, 2005 |
I get it. Its funny. |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by hotangel2(f): 12:16am On Oct 08, 2005 |
adesodgi: U called him his FULL name. |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by xdos(m): 3:52pm On Apr 10, 2006 |
lol.A nice one The man don suffer abi no b the woman kill am? |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by spikelord(m): 3:54pm On Apr 10, 2006 |
Haha, a funny one there! |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by diddy4(m): 5:19pm On Apr 10, 2006 |
that is so mean but i liked it. |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by micklplus(m): 1:23pm On Apr 11, 2006 |
Nice one ! dont mind the woman, as if she didnt contribute to the death of that "THING" |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by jayemkay(f): 10:53pm On Apr 11, 2006 |
hahaha |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by Free(f): 5:49pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
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| Re: The Miracle Show.... by Ebano(m): 1:26pm On Apr 13, 2006 |
lol. thats a very funny joke |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by Z4M4eva(f): 7:04pm On Apr 13, 2006 |
l.o.l |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by diva11(f): 8:10pm On Apr 17, 2006 |
hahahahaha ;d |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by Sophizzy(f): 1:32am On Aug 07, 2011 |
Funny. |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by Nobody: 9:25am On Aug 13, 2011 |
LOL |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by Nobody: 10:21am On Aug 13, 2011 |
Funny! A joke from Gordons i guess  |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by jokingmary(m): 12:56pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Seen this before but still don't get the joke  |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by Nobody: 1:40pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Similar one: An elderly man passing some time at home with his equally elderly wife suddenly picked up his jacket. Wife: Where are you headed to? Husband: To the Chemist Wife: What for? Husband: To get myself some Viagra. Wife: (Frowning and reaching for her pull over) If you've decided to start using that old rusty thing again, i better shoot myself some antibiotics! |
| Re: The Miracle Show.... by cogbuagu: 4:15pm On Aug 24, 2011 |
i will score u 0/10 for copying, Ur church no fit move to d permanent site man |
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