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Conversation between AIDS and EBOLA
VIRUS...
Aids:Hey baby girl! Glad to have you
here in Nigeria.

Ebola:Thankx boss. How has your mission been? Aids:Has been very much successful,but
just a couple of
impediments I ve encountere since the
introduction of
condom and a few other contraceptives..... Ebola:Really!

AIDS: Yea! That not
withstanding, i'm still making impact
enormously.

Ebola : Kudos boss! More grease your elbow.

Aids: Thanks baby sharwarma.Hope you've set down good
strategies for the
achievement of your quest?

Ebola:Yes of course! I'm no dumb head! Infact, a
victim of
mine died recently. Aids: Like seriously! That's awesome...
So tell me more.....

Ebola: The issue here, is that i'm trying
to bring the popular
saying "there's love in
sharing" into play. Nigerian bats and apes have decried
the constant share of their meats by
bush meat lovers;
without partaking in their problems as
well. So,my aim is
to balance the equation and erase partiality.

Aids : Waoh! That's good. So what actually motivated
your migration into Nigeria?

Ebola: During my intensive survey, I
discovered that so
much of Nigerians enjoy munching bush meat,and for that,I ve come to make them
also, partakers of me as well!
As u know,"DIARIS LOVE IN SHARING".

Aids: So, who is free from your
TENTACLES?

Ebola: Those who desist fromconsuming bush meats;especially monkeys and bats have less possibilities of contacting me.

Aids: I discovered that you'remore
powerful and
contagious than I do. What's the secret?

Ebola:
(blushing).....O yea! Well,the secret is the
incessant complaints tabled by monkeys
and bats.
Their complaints have made me so
furious. I've made it a point of
duty to move into anybody who comes in contact with
those I ve affected.

Aids: Hmm! You're really awesome! Can
we hang out sometime?

Ebola: (smiling)Stop flattering me boss!
Will be on my way
now. I've got someone to
inflict somewhere......About the hang out,I will give it a
thought(winks).

Aids: Alright. Take care and good luck
my Rosalito
Pepperto.

Ebola: Thanks boss!! Funny!!! Right!!! But very serious......... Well,brothers and sisters,avoid bush meat
and other meat
that is said to have the disease, make a
wide research
about the virus in other not to caught upon,be
vigilant,so you don't fall a victim.....