Akpos was with his father when he saw his girlfriend coming. The following conversation took place:
Akpos: Have you come to collect your book titled; ”SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN’T
UNDERSTAND IT” by Ngozi Okafor
Girl: No, I want that our hymns called ”WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU”
Akpos: I don’t have that one maybe you should take the other one ”UNDER THE MANGO TREE” by Crooks
Girl: Fine but don’t forget to bring ”I WILL CALL YOU IN 5MINS” while coming to School
Akpos: I will also bring this one too ‘I WON’T LET YOU DOWN’ by Chinua Achebe
Then;
Dad: These books are too many. Will she read all of them?
Akpos: Yes dad, she is very smart.
Dad: Okay, don’t forget to give her the one on the table titled ” I’M NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING” by Shakespeare.


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