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Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by Mtoluwase(m): 8:27pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
This is not a ’1000 ways to die’ show or a mythical story, this is the story of a young Hot Edo girl whose thirst for sexual pleasure, has sadly taken her to the great world beyond. 21year old Osato, an undergraduate studying theater-arts in UniBen, has been said to be a very huge fan of dildos and has been single since she got admitted into her school. On the unfortunate day of the sad occurrence, Osato was said to have told her friends that she was feeling too weak to attend the first lecture and that her friends should go ahead that she would later join them. Shortly after they left, the porters of her hostel claimed to have heard a painful scream from her room and by the time they could force their way into the room, she had been electrocuted to death, with a smoking Love Machine steaming from her private parts. The Love Machine was disconnected and she was rushed to the hospital but efforts to bring her back were futile. The doctors report of her death from the University clinic, claimed that she died of electrocution. Speaking with the dean of student affairs she said “I don’t know what is wrong with girls of these days. During my time we did not know anything like an artificial penis, we always went for the real ones and no one ever died of electrocution through that”. Continuing, she said “Its a sad occurrence but it should serve as a lesson and a warning to other girls, always go for natural ones for real results, nothing artificial brings perfect result.” |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by Dreal1247: 8:38pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
Fast forewareded to hell fire. 1 Like |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by Mishydoo(m): 8:47pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
Chai!...but OP u can lie o! Hw can the Dean of student affairs say such in public! 10 Likes |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by Nobody: 8:49pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
^^^^ more like fast forward to heaven...ly felling |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by Nobody: 8:54pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
Mtoluwase: This is not a ’1000 ways to die’ show or a mythical story, this is the story of a young Hot Edo girl whose thirst for sexual pleasure, has sadly taken her to the great world beyond. Hmm a well fabricated story 3 Likes |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by wheesin(m): 9:06pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
chai..see story...*dials phone* hello wale,wats d next super story episode 4 Likes |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by 3kay945(m): 9:28pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
Op Who know what they say about picture.... Right |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by constance500: 9:31pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
wheesin: chai..see story...*dials phone* hello wale,wats d next super story episode Fast lane to hell |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by PheezyLee(m): 9:38pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
Px or issaLIE! 2 Likes |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by Koolmexxi(m): 10:12pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
When u dey launch d book OP...? 1 Like |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by Eseose9(f): 10:46pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
Lie lie op students are on holiday. So when this one take happen? 2 Likes |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by fr3do(m): 11:16pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
Fabricated story In pleasure devices, metal surfaces (if any) are not designated to come in contact with the user, aside the risk of electrocution, there is also risk of metal poisoning and skin irritation. And the dean won't say that. |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by Keky(m): 11:46pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
Mtoluwase: This is not a ’1000 ways to die’ show or a mythical story, this is the story of a young Hot Edo girl whose thirst for sexual pleasure, has sadly taken her to the great world beyond.lmao |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by DermalCarotene(f): 12:54am On Aug 02, 2014 |
Mtoluwase: This is not a ’1000 ways to die’ show or a mythical story, this is the story of a young Hot Edo girl whose thirst for sexual pleasure, has sadly taken her to the great world beyond.The dean of student affairs in uniben is a man.. 3 Likes |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by mstik(f): 4:08am On Aug 02, 2014 |
All lies! |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by Nobody: 5:20am On Aug 02, 2014 |
mstik: All lies!You no dey sleep? |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by opeano(m): 6:30am On Aug 02, 2014 |
mstik: All lies!rili? |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by Nobody: 7:00am On Aug 02, 2014 |
Dreal1247: Fast forewareded to hell fire.who made you judge? |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by Nobody: 7:01am On Aug 02, 2014 |
STORY STORY....STORY..... AKARA MOOOOOOO WHITE LIES...!!!! |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by Nobody: 8:59am On Aug 02, 2014 |
The OP don run |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by MISSYTOSIN(f): 9:54am On Aug 02, 2014 |
What a story ! |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by alotofgrace(m): 10:03am On Aug 02, 2014 |
this is why i hated novel when i was young no pishor? 1 Like |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by bankyblue(m): 10:18am On Aug 02, 2014 |
THIS LOVE STORY IS WOW! |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by Nobody: 11:07am On Aug 02, 2014 |
bad market for BISI IBIDAPO |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by jsunex(m): 11:24am On Aug 02, 2014 |
@Op, u b learners, u still need to learn. |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by nickz(m): 12:11pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Electro-cutie |
Re: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by Generalkorex(m): 12:11pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Mishydoo: Chai!...but OP u can lie o! Hw can the Dean of student affairs say such in public!i wonder o op can lie |
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