nairamaverick: ROTFLMAO...Can't stop laughing that pool incident really cracked me up

thankyouJesus: share yours

nairamaverick:



can't remember any presently.

Ninejaywon:
I could remember back then during my university days,i had a friend who loved preparing various kinds of delicacies like fried rice(glo rice),fried beans(don't ask what i mean by that),indomie garnished with fried egg and tomatoes e.t.c. So one fateful day, i saw my friend cooking beans he then broke two raw eggs and added it to the beans.I then asked why he did that,he told me that d taste dat the eggs add to the beans was simply out of this world.Funny enough i did n't wait to have a taste of d food cos of an afternoon lecture i was suppose to have.
As follow follow wey i be, i kan talk say make i try d combination (beans and egg).I no know say my friend system dey very different from normal human-being own because him even fit fry plantain for engine oil chop am and nothing go do am.
I cook food finish,dish out some for myself.when i taste d food,d tin make sense die.i no fail chop anoda round.Around 2 a.m for morning i just wake up from one bad dream,for dat dream i see three old women dey pound my belle with pestle,my belle come dey pain me for d dream.if u see how i shout for dat dream eeh,my mouth nearly tear.Dat pain wey i dey experience for dream,i com dey experience am real life.
Before i know wetin happen, i just run enter toilet,come dey purge like running tap wey him control don commot.As i dey purge,instead make my belle dey com down,e con dey rise d more.For 4 days i no get maself.
I come vow say for my life instead make i chop beans and egg,i rather walk from hall 3 hostel to hall 2 car-park na.ked dey dance skelewu.

ifyalways:
Lmao
You are a clown @ OP.

Ninejaywon:
I could remember back then during my university days,i had a friend who loved preparing various kinds of delicacies like fried rice(glo rice),fried beans(don't ask what i mean by that),indomie garnished with fried egg and tomatoes e.t.c. So one fateful day, i saw my friend cooking beans he then broke two raw eggs and added it to the beans.I then asked why he did that,he told me that d taste dat the eggs add to the beans was simply out of this world.Funny enough i did n't wait to have a taste of d food cos of an afternoon lecture i was suppose to have.
As follow follow wey i be, i kan talk say make i try d combination (beans and egg).I no know say my friend system dey very different from normal human-being own because him even fit fry plantain for engine oil chop am and nothing go do am.
I cook food finish,dish out some for myself.when i taste d food,d tin make sense die.i no fail chop anoda round.Around 2 a.m for morning i just wake up from one bad dream,for dat dream i see three old women dey pound my belle with pestle,my belle come dey pain me for d dream.if u see how i shout for dat dream eeh,my mouth nearly tear.Dat pain wey i dey experience for dream,i com dey experience am real life.
Before i know wetin happen, i just run enter toilet,come dey purge like running tap wey him control don commot.As i dey purge,instead make my belle dey com down,e con dey rise d more.For 4 days i no get maself.
I come vow say for my life instead make i chop beans and egg,i rather walk from hall 3 hostel to hall 2 car-park na.ked dey dance skelewu.

thankyouJesus:
Share your failed copycat experience. Share a time where copy-copy or the "warri no deh carry last attitude" put or wan put you for trouble. I have lots of experience but let me share these few ones.

2. I go swimming with my guys
for school. Me and my guys deh dey groove for 4feet part of the
pool. See as all man deh trip for wan babe not only cos she fine but this babe just deh groove 9feet like fish. And me, being one of those guys wey no believe say
babe suppose pass am for anything, na ihn i mumuishly think say swimming na to just dive inside water deh shake hand and leg anyhow you like. Oboy, as i jump eh, i begin deh find myself inside the pool. Thank God say rescuers deh there else una for no deh hear this story now. No be small cry i cry dat day. My face con swell, eye con deh red like who drink ogogoro becos [size=18pt]na d babe rescue me[/size]. See as babes laugh me scatter that day. Shame catch me no be small. For one month i no gree come out make i for no jam those babes for road.
Oya share yours.
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