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| Pastor Cancels Baptism Because Baby’s Name Ends In “-ebola.” by FNNEWS: 10:05pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
A church in Ibadan was thrown into a confused and bewildered state when its Pastor refused to complete the baptism of a child of two of his church members, upon hearing among the names of the baby, one that ended in “-ebola”, according to unconfirmed reports reaching FNN. An eyewitness to the incident spoke to our correspondent, saying that the ceremony had been proceeding as planned, until when the pastor asked the parents for the names of the baby, which were “Adebola Mary.” On hearing the names, the pastor flew into a rage, and refused to proceed further with the ceremony, and accused the shocked parents of trying to bring Ebola, the dangerous viral epidemic slowly spreading globally, into his church. According to the eyewitness, the entire baptism was eventually cancelled, with the pastor saying that henceforth, all babies whose names may end in “-ebola” would not be baptised in the church, and church members already bearing such names would need to be quarantined. The Oyo state government has already moved in to contain the situation with talks of ‘quarantine’ being heard of loosely. More as this develops. SUBSCRIBE TO FNN BBM Channel "FNN" today! C004A8561 http://pin.bbm.com/C004A8561 FOR HILARIOUS NEWS UPDATE |
| Re: Pastor Cancels Baptism Because Baby’s Name Ends In “-ebola.” by Nobody: 10:08pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Lol! Are you kidding me? |
| Re: Pastor Cancels Baptism Because Baby’s Name Ends In “-ebola.” by NickyPearl(f): 10:11pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
FNN = Fake Naija News Nice one  1 Like |
| Re: Pastor Cancels Baptism Because Baby’s Name Ends In “-ebola.” by Nobody: 10:18pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Ok |
| Re: Pastor Cancels Baptism Because Baby’s Name Ends In “-ebola.” by Nobody: 10:22pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
lol , you've gat to be kidding me . |
| Re: Pastor Cancels Baptism Because Baby’s Name Ends In “-ebola.” by Nobody: 10:22pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Laugh wan burst my stomach.... the ebola virus has made the name "Adebola" unbearable.... |
| Re: Pastor Cancels Baptism Because Baby’s Name Ends In “-ebola.” by nickz(m): 11:52am On Aug 04, 2014 |
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| Re: Pastor Cancels Baptism Because Baby’s Name Ends In “-ebola.” by Tombilly(m): 7:16pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
Op na only u waka come?
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