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Funny Erroneous Perception Of Nigerians by Nobody: 9:05am On Aug 05, 2014
Every Sunday = Rice
:>All Northerners are Muslims
:>All Calabar ladies are good in bed
:>Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor
ones are
Aboki.
:>All Benue people practice wife-sharing
:>On a date the guy should always pay the
bills
:>Aguy must ask a lady out
:>The older child must marry first
:>When you travel abroad you become
auto
rich
:>Every noodles na indomie
:>Every soup flavor cube na Maggi
:>If u drive a car; u have money
:>If u call a girl: u are interested in her
:>Igbo girls like money
:>Yoruba girls are dirty
:>Mix maltina and peak milk = blood tonic
:>Alomo bitter = sex fuel.
> All detergent na OMO
>All Politician are corrupt
>All Policemen are corrupt
> Ibadan people MST have tribal mark
> if u enter a political post u must have money
Feel free to add yours..

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Re: Funny Erroneous Perception Of Nigerians by kudoxs(m): 9:08am On Aug 05, 2014
Re: Funny Erroneous Perception Of Nigerians by Chynx(m): 9:10am On Aug 05, 2014
Male children = "full current".
Female children = "half current". grin
Re: Funny Erroneous Perception Of Nigerians by Nobody: 9:11am On Aug 05, 2014
all ibo men are traders(and are always expecting containers) grin

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Re: Funny Erroneous Perception Of Nigerians by Nobody: 9:14am On Aug 05, 2014
Ladystewie: all ibo men are traders(and are always expecting containers) grin
Lol ...
Re: Funny Erroneous Perception Of Nigerians by KillerBeauty(f): 9:51am On Aug 05, 2014
If u stay in Abuja u must be rich

If u drink Garri u must be poor

If u study Medicine in school ur future is bright

All big men drive jeep

All Benin people like travelling abroad

All prostitutes chew their gum loudly

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Re: Funny Erroneous Perception Of Nigerians by Nobody: 1:52pm On Aug 05, 2014
Front Page my moderator.Fp

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