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Burglar And Jesus by ericgold(m): 8:50am On Aug 06, 2014
[b][/b]A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’
‘I'm Moses.’ replied the bird. ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.’


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Re: Burglar And Jesus by darnley16(m): 8:59am On Aug 06, 2014
Hahahaha awesome shiiit Bro,,,

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Re: Burglar And Jesus by ericgold(m): 9:25am On Aug 06, 2014
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Re: Burglar And Jesus by Dharhe(m): 2:46pm On Aug 07, 2014
Crack mah teeth cheesy
Re: Burglar And Jesus by 9jabox(m): 7:56pm On Aug 07, 2014
lolss..... Can't stop laffing
Re: Burglar And Jesus by PrincessB1(f): 8:15pm On Aug 07, 2014
LMAOgrin

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