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Top Lies Women And Men Tell! Add Urs! by cutiesoglam(f): 1:59pm On Aug 06, 2014
Boys...

I don't have time for girls
I can't stop loving you
I'm a good guy, I don't play around
I want to marry you but I don't ve money now
I've broken up with her, she just refuse to go
My family said I should marry her, cause she's pregnant
Call me back in 1hr, am in a meeting
If u weren't married I would have married u

Girls..
He's just my friend
I'm home, about to sleep
I don't gossip
I'm a good cook, I just like my food burnt
I'm a virgin
I've only slept with one man
Sidechick...he's my boyfriend n he's always begging me
Did you come? Yes I did!!!

So, let's make it fun add urs!
Re: Top Lies Women And Men Tell! Add Urs! by Generalkorex(m): 2:07pm On Aug 06, 2014
Haha
Re: Top Lies Women And Men Tell! Add Urs! by cutiesoglam(f): 2:10pm On Aug 06, 2014
Generalkorex: Haha
Add urs jor
Re: Top Lies Women And Men Tell! Add Urs! by Tallesty1(m): 2:11pm On Aug 06, 2014
I love you and we are just friends
Re: Top Lies Women And Men Tell! Add Urs! by cutiesoglam(f): 2:15pm On Aug 06, 2014
Tallesty1: I love you and we are just friends
"Just friends" buh wit benefits thou
Re: Top Lies Women And Men Tell! Add Urs! by tswagg007(m): 9:20am On Aug 07, 2014
Guy> tel me u love me. Girl> I love u as a friend
Re: Top Lies Women And Men Tell! Add Urs! by Agybabe(f): 11:31am On Aug 07, 2014
Guy
My mum sent me on an errand. Give me 1hour.


Lady
I don't like make-ups. I just do a simple one. Powder and lip gloss, that's all.
Re: Top Lies Women And Men Tell! Add Urs! by Nobody: 1:59pm On Aug 07, 2014
Agybabe:
Guy
My mum sent me on an errand. Give me 1hour.
Lady
I don't like make-ups. I just do a simple one. Powder and lip gloss, that's all.
tswagg007: Guy> tel me u love me. Girl> I love u as a friend

LOLL

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