1. If you are going to be a feminist, at least know something about it.

2. If you are getting a university degree in hopes that it would increase your bride price, you’re in for the shock of your life.

3. You should also strive for success. Remember, success is not sexually transmitted

4. Anytime you compete with another woman for a man’s attention, you demean yourself.

5. If he hits you once, that is the end of that relationship.

6. Every Lady should know how to turn down a man politely without making a scene or making him go bankrupt.

7. Before sex, a man isn't thinking clearly and a woman is thinking clearly. After sex, it reverses. The man is thinking clearly and a woman isn't. Be wise

8. There is a thin line between sexy and slutty, find it.

9. Its okay to cry, but never cry for the same reason twice.

10. All that talk about feminism and you do not think its okay to ask a guy out? Girl you are delusional. Lol

11. Never visit a guy if you do not have enough money to go back home.

12. Make your own money.

13. A man who gives you his word and eats them has just lost the right to be called a man

14. Remain a virgin because you want to, not because of religion, society, your family or pride.

15. Just because you are wearing beautiful pants does not mean we have to see them. We don’t.

16. If the only thing you can offer in a relationship is between your legs, then you are too young to be in relationship.

17. Never make a sex-tape. Those things have a way of getting to the internet.

18. If an action doesn’t make you happy, better or richer, then you shouldn’t be doing it.

19. I love a girl who fights for me in public. Said no guy ever

20. If someone else doesn't like your confidence, that's their problem. Why? You always come before they do, that's why.

21. You were born a queen, don’t die a bitch.

22. When on a date, always suggest to split the bill.

23. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

24. No matter how macho your boyfriend is, there is always someone to kick his ass. Enough with the attitude

25. Acting stupid isn’t cute, just stop already

26. Never lie to your doctor.

27. It’s a toilet, not your private photo studio.

28. You have to be a woman, before you can become a lady.

29. Take a vacation from your cell phone, internet and TV once a year.

30. Don’t fill up on beans, no matter how good it tastes.

31. When you are with new friends, don’t talk about old friends

32. It’s never too late for an apology

33. When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family

34. A beautiful woman can make herself look ugly in the eyes of a man if she is very insecure

35. Don’t make a scene

36. Relax; it’s just a relationship, not a job opportunity.

37. Know when to ignore the camera.

38. Make time for your mother on your birthday. It’s a special day for her too

39. Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally, yes especially the Nigerian Police Force

40. If you’ve made your point, stop talking.

41. You can dip a skunk in perfume and expect it to become a puppy. Eventually, the perfume will wear off and you will still have a skunk in your hands. Yeah, people never change.

42. Learn to say “Thank you”.

43. Admit it when you are wrong.

44. Flirting is cheating, if you are in relationship.

45. Just because you are a virgin does not mean you are a good person. Virginity has nothing to do with being a good or bad person.

46. How long you keep a man waiting says how much you respect him and how much he likes you.

47. Look people in the eye when you thank them.

48. Do not look at your failed relationships as mistakes; they are lessons for you to learn from.

49. Know at least one good joke. You will need it.

50. Learn how to cook at least one good meal

51. Twerking will get you a man for the night; dignity will get you a husband for a lifetime

52. If you don’t understand, ask before it’s too late

53. Know the size of your boyfriend’s clothes.

54. If you cannot be happy alone, you won’t be happy with a man in your life.

55. Relationship and Love isn’t about looks; gorgeous women get dumped everyday

56. It’s okay to go out all by yourself.

57. With the security situation of Nigeria. You should keep fit, you never know when you might need to run for your life

58. Never take back an ex, you left him for a reason, remember?

59. If he asks you to meet your father for money, tell him to meet his mother for sex. You don’t sound like a love peddler; you gave an
insensitive boyfriend a dose of his pill.

60. Listen to understand, don’t listen to reply.

61. Always insist he wears a condom. Yes, it feels good without a condom, but unwanted pregnancy doesn’t feel so good, neither does STD.

62. Keep your word.

63. Carry your mother’s bag, she carried you for nine months

64. You are what you do, not what you say

65. If you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. It is very important

66. Never call someone before or after 9am and 9pm. MTN lied, there is nothing cool about extra cool night calls

67. Always wear a bra to work.

68. If he loves you, never leave him for a richer dude. Why? There will always be a richer guy out there, finding someone who loves you is as rare as catching lightening.

69. You are never too old to need your mom.

70. If you make the decision to wear heels on the first date commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet hurts.

71. Know the words to the second stanza of the National Anthem

72. Smile at strangers.

73. Never have sex with a guy that doesn’t want you as much as you want him

74. Compliment his suit

75. If you aren’t confident, fake it. It will come.

76. Sleeping around can take you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

77. You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him

78. Never lend anything you can’t afford to lose. Especially your heart and your home

79. Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it

80. No matter their job or status in life, everyone deserves your respect.

81. Do what needs to be done without complaining. It won’t help speed things up

82. Always go out into public dressed like you are about to meet the love of your life.

83. Don’t change yourself to make him happy.

84. If you are the smartest girl in the room, you are in the wrong room

85. Do whatever you want to do in life, but be the best at it

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How i wish my sisters will see n read this.