msanda:

@ toyin
Pele. I understand how you feel. Slightly dizzy, yeah?

It only happens when you try to think too fast.

Anyways, as much as I would like to continue these English tutorials with you, I have to get ready for work and I'm sure you should be getting ready for kindergarten as well. So, sadly, as much as I love our little talks, class is dismissed. . . for now.

@ freewilly (nice name. . . for a dickhead) and doyin (and any other busybody trying to get into toyin's pants)
MYOB.
Can't recognize a tease when u see one? Duh! Quit getting your undies in a twist!

msanda:

Damn! Freewilly is a girl? Ouch! Ok, do I need to apologise for that?

msanda:

Damn! Freewilly is a girl? Ouch! Ok, do I need to apologise for that?

toyinrayo:

Like i said, this is what happens when Nigerian Govt. tries to save money by not providing thorough education for some of their citizens. , they'll start thinking they're something. ^**whispers**. . .trying to assure him he'll be ok** ok ok . . .you're privileged. and to correct you, i don't know if this is how nigerians do it. , but, after high school. .you go to college, not back to kindergarten. atleast now you know before repeating this among a group of friends. don't want you to humiliate yourself.

msanda:

Quick one. Try to use paragraphs. You'll sound clearer.

@freewilly

Pele, now. And if u like, vex.

msanda:

Quick one. Try to use paragraphs. You'll sound clearer.

@freewilly

Pele, now. And if u like, vex.

Freewilly:


I'm no English Major, but I don't think there was a need for a paragraph in that post. Also oga Prof, this is what a paragraph is:

Typically, a paragraph starts with a main point which is followed by supporting details. The non-fiction paragraph usually begins with the general and moves towards the more specific so as to advance an argument or point of view. Each paragraph builds on what came before and lays the ground for what comes next. Paragraphs generally range two to eight sentences all combined in a single paragraphed statement. In prose fiction and literary writing paragraph structure is more abstract, depending on the writer's technique and the action of the narrative. Facts and parts of the narrative are ordered to achieve poignancy and support rhetorical devices. A paragraph in prose fiction can start with a single detail and enlarge the picture with successive details, for example, but it is just as common for the point of a prose paragraph to occur in the middle or the end. A paragraph can be as short as one word or run the length of multiple pages, and may consist of one or many sentences. When dialog is being quoted in fiction, a new paragraph is used each time the person being quoted changes

toyinrayo:

paragraphs, you want me to write in paragraphs to show you how it's done. is this your homework for tonight? to be able to write one paragraph? all you have to do is google up what paragraph mean. . . since you're using the net for nairaland. . .if you're using Internet explorer 7, open a new tap. . then google up paragraphs. . it'll show you how to accumulate sentences into a paragraph. atleast that's how i learned it in middle school. or you can wait for your teacher to get to that chapter in your English class. . .if you're qualify for it. my dear, don't worry, the beginning of elementary school is hard for every kid. you'll soon over come it, you have 5 more years to go.

msanda:

tab not tap.
"what [b]paragraphs mean"
if you're qualified.
overcome is one word. "at least" is two.

Do I have to teach you everything?
[/b]
@Freewilly
Are you very sure you want me to start with you?

Ooooh! I got to go!

Freewilly:

@ msanda


A is for Apple

B is for Ball

C is for Cat

D is for Dog

Do you want me to go on because it's going to cost you. I can be your your lesson teacher.

msanda:

Wow!!! I'm so impressed!

She can recite the alphabet from A to D. . .

msanda:

Wow!!! I'm so impressed!

She can recite the alphabet from A to D. . .

Freewilly:

Can you teach me the rest master since you brighter than the rest of us. What a dumb freak, T[b]oyinrayo why are we even wasting our time with this loser,[/b] you can tell his only seeking attention he never gets from his wife. You should be ashamed of your self msanda you mates are up and hustling and you out here messing around on the computer this early in the morning. * nonsense*

toyinrayo:

woah. . .all i asked you to do is to write two sentences using 5 rhetorical devices and you signed off? professor msanda, why na?if you keep skipping English class, you won't improve your grammar skills, you know.

iice:

The water one