1.Constantly hanging computers

swapping the normal cursor icon for the “busy” one so that the victim’s computer always appears to be hung. The victim will notice a cursor that appears to be like the one when your system is slow or hung.

2.Musical computers

Cut up a song into individual instrumental/vocal parts, and assign each part to a single computer on the server floor so that each of them plays individually on separate computers. In this way every broken vocal will play from a separate computer to complete the song.

3.AutoHotkey

This scripting language for desktop automation can induce screen flickers, random beeps, play specific YouTube videos etc on a computer that it's installed on. Simply get it installed on your victim's computer and make random stuff pop out.

4.The Task Scheduler

The handy wizard function on the task schedular can make Web pages pop open and programs to run seemingly at random.

5.Fake BSOD

Blue Screen of Death is an error screen displayed after a fatal system error. And yes, you can fake it!

6.Fake Format

Fake Format mirrors the Windows "Format" functionality. Once the program is started, no matter which buttons are chosen, the program simulates formatting the specified drive. The user is unable to stop, interrupt, or cancel this format. Once the fake formatting is complete, the standard Windows format summary appears. Upon closing this summary screen the program can be exited.

7.Desktop Screenshots

Take a screenshot of the victim’s desktop, set it as their background, then hide the desktop icons and taskbar.

8.Input pranks

This includes plugging a wireless mouse into someone’s computer and moving their cursor around and switching the victim's keyboard layout to Dvora to name a few.

9.Activating high-contrast mode

Shift+Alt+Print screen will activate a high-contrast mode on a computer and will particularly frustrate those who are used to low contrast.

10.Flip the screen orientation

Ctrl+Alt+arrow keys will flip the victim's screen orientation in the direction that you want with the type of arrow you press.

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Shouldn't dis post b titled 10 Ways to get yourself Fired?

Tazmode: Shouldn't dis post b titled 10 Ways to get yourself Fired?

lol. done

Lol. I luv DA desktop screenshot prank

All the boys in my office are in for a shoecker tomorow.
I shall write a crazy app and start it from registry hklm/microsoft/windows/current_version/run to fake taking the system to tell you your hard-disk is corrupt and needs to be formated - it will ask you for confirmation (yes or no), naturally a victim will press no, then it willl now tell you to your shock that formating will automatically start in 5 seconds, and a fake blue-screen will show at the end of the 5 seconds (making you believe your computer don pafuka).

Ayam here

elvis10ten:
6.Fake Format

Fake Format mirrors the Windows "Format" functionality. Once the program is started, no matter which buttons are chosen, the program simulates formatting the specified drive. The user is unable to stop, interrupt, or cancel this format. Once the fake formatting is complete, the standard Windows format summary appears. Upon closing this summary screen the program can be exited.

lol. mehn! Someone can die of heart attack with this you know?

haahaaha that screenshot own really got me cracking up the victim will hopelessly be clicking the mouse. ME that can't control my laughter, I won't even be able to pretend I know nothing about it. I'll just crack the fuck_ up. even the task scheduler and fake bsod.

how about creating a program that after installation and the "finish" button is clicked, instead of closing the installation wizard, it runs the search term startup.exe opens file location and deletes it then prompts the user to reboot the system for changes to take effect which when clicked on will of course will not come on

I do the desktop screenshot thing sometimes, on my own pc.

I will really get fired soon. lol

the desktop screenshots is something that is legal in our company, almost everyone does it.

we use snipping tool to capture..