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Most Hilarious Bokoharam Joke -post Yours by Tsam96(m): 8:07pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
I Enterd a bus from ojota to yaba. After som mins, i decided to scare d passengers. So i brought out my fone.. And startd fakin a call. '' hello oga, i don dey press dat button since but d bomb no gree blow. Na d blue one or d red one? Ok d red one? I go do am now'' come and see reactions. Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) '' hello Chuwkudi, run now to apapa and wait for my container. Its like i will die today but make sure u collect my money from obinna.. Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré, akpayan. So u cant stop for sombody to come down? Oloshi.. I was just laughin discreetly until d hausa man siting close to me said. Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time i dey make am for call, wher dem say make i press so dat d bomb i go blow? Coz i don dey press my own sef since and d tin never blow. i fainted..add ur mst hilarious bokoharam joke lets blast away with laughter |
Re: Most Hilarious Bokoharam Joke -post Yours by b3llo(m): 12:23am On Aug 21, 2014 |
One of the health attendants that attended to the Liberian that died of Ebola virus in Lagos went to the church last Sunday to testify to the goodness of God in her life. The testifiers were 10 in number and she was no. 4 in queue. When it was her turn to share testimony, she testified that she is negative to Ebola. When it was time for her to return the mic to the Pastor to call on the next person. Pastor: Don’t worry, give the mic to the next person. Next person: (shifts back) nooo give it to pastor. Ebola testifier: Pastor, take your mic, he is not collecting it. Pastor: Give it to the sister behind him. Sister: Shuuooo! I don forget my testimony, may be next week. Ebola testifier: Pastor, if you are not ready to collect the mic, I will put it on the floor (going back to her seat) Before she turned back to where she was sitting before, everybody in the church has jumped outside for their life. Ebola patient do have chance of survival, spread this information. |
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