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Poison by kemework: 9:31pm On Aug 20, 2014
There was this guy at a bar, just
looking at his drink. He stays like
that for a half hour. Then a big
trouble making truck driver steps
next to him, takes the drink from the
guy, & just drinks it all down. The
poor man starts crying. The truck
driver says, "Come on man, I was
just joking. Here, I'll buy you another
drink. I just can't stand to see a man
cry." "No, it's not that," the man
replies, wiping his tears, "This day is
the worst of my life. First, I
oversleep & I go in late to my office.
My outraged boss fires me. When I
leave the building to go to my car, I
find out it was stolen. The police say
they can do nothing. I get a cab to
go home, & when I get out, I
remember I left my wallet. The cab
driver just drives away. I go inside
my house where I find my wife in
bed with the gardener. I leave my
home, come to this bar, & just when
I was thinking about putting an end
to my life, you show up & drink my
poison."



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