Akpos opened his eyes after a
surgical operation and breathed
"Thank God it's over". A man on the other side of his bed
said, "don't be so sure, they left an
injection in my belly and had to
open it again". Another patient added, "same with
me but mine was a pack of cotton
wool". Akpos then paused for a moment
and said "its like I'm feeling a
vibration in my stomach." Almost immediately, the Doctor who
did the operation stormed in and
asked,"Has anyone seen my Techno
Phone ?"