N.B. this is no joke

I was supposed to wake by 5a.m today. But unfortunately, it was raining heavily, that I didn't hear my alarm ring.

When I woke, I started searching for my phone. I couldn't find it in my bed. So I turned on the light and found it on the floor.
I discovered the phone was off. Meanwhile, I was having 2 charged bars before I went to bed. So I had to remove the battery and re-insert.
When the phone was finally on, I discovered the battery was close to getting empty. (too low for radio use)

I got really frustrated COZ i was already already late for a programme. I had to call one of my colleagues to help me deliver a message, should I failed to come, but I couldn't due to the low battery deficiency.

So I remembered I read on a thread here that one can actually convert sound to energy, then i shouted at my phone uproariously. Everybody In my neighbourhood was almost awoken by my shout.
Afterwards, I removed my battery, then re-inserted it. After it had finished booting, I discovered 4 of 6 charged bars was recovered.
All thanks to nairaland.

I just hope it works next time.

Bros, wake up! Wake up! U've been sleep-talking.

Plz kindly go back 2 bed! It is too early for dis kind of Madness........Thank You

Na bad battery you get be dat... No be blackberry? Lol.. Charging by shouting indeed

My battery is also dead, but don't know how to shout. The phone is located at Ogba zoo. Can you please assist me wake the phone up. Go to the zoo and shout

My battery is also dead, but don't know how to shout. The phone is located at Ogba zoo. Can you please assist me wake the phone up. Go to the zoo and shout

banjicom: Plz kindly go back 2 bed! It is too early for dis kind of Madness........Thank You

do you have to doubt everything?

sugarboimaxy: Na bad battery you get be dat... No be blackberry? Lol.. Charging by shouting indeed

no. My battery is standard..
It doesn't discharge and recharge on removal or re-insertion of battery

WinkWrld: My battery is also dead, but don't know how to shout. The phone is located at Ogba zoo. Can you please assist me wake the phone up. Go to the zoo and shout

that is a euphemistic insult.

For those of u, trying to charge your ba3 using d same technique, kindly take your phone to Mountain of Fire, during prayer session... From [/ } to [///} in a jiffy.

Adeoba10: For those of u, trying to charge your ba3 using d same technique, kindly take your phone to Mountain of Fire, during prayer session... From [/ } to [///} in a jiffy.

LOL! But I wasn't kidding o.