The 52-year old was arrested in the Croatian
town of Slavonski Brod on suspicion of possessing
human body organs.
Local police raided the suspects' apartment where
they found numerous human joysticks soaking in
formaldehyde. The solution stopped the organs from
rotting.
As a nurse, the suspect had easy access to the
hospital morgue where police believe he severed the
joysticks from deceased males and took them home.

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Dead 4ker!