One of the health attendants that attended to the Liberian Patrick Sawyer, but survived the ravages of the disease, allegedly caused commotion in her church last Sunday.
According to reports, the young woman (name withheld) had stepped out to testify to the goodness of God in her life.
When it was her turn to share her testimony with the congregation, she sang and thanked God for helping her survive the ailment and testing negative to Ebola. Everyone allegedly joined in clapping and thanking God on her behalf.


However, when it was time for her to return the microphone to the pastor to call the next person,
THISDAY reports thus:
“The Pastor said she should handover the
microphone to the next person, but the next
person shifted back and refused to collect it. The Ebola survivor tried to hand the microphone over to other testifiers but they also declined, claiming that they would testify later. The sister had to put the microphone on the floor. Before she could
turn back to return to her seat, almost everyone around her in the church had jumped outside to escape contracting the disease.”



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buhahahahhaaha! I knew this was going to happen. my advice to people who are been cleared of this Ebola virus don't come out yet in your church or neighbourhood to say anything about it let people b the one to come and ask you and how do u do that? don't go out and give testimony yet let d whole Ebola issue die down a bit just like influenza, brid flu, H1N1 n all d likes or wait a bit for the number of period of which the symptoms or effect of d virus to have long passed before you start talking so that you can say 'if I had it won't I have died or passed away along time ago'? because in naija one of d hardest thing to kill is stigma we don't take chances because no matter what they may still look at you with 1 eye and be like "are u sure she's really clean"

I laugh so tey my heart stop. I had to pound my chest to restart it

Mekateka: One of the health attendants that attended to the Liberian Patrick Sawyer, but survived the ravages of the disease, allegedly caused commotion in her church last Sunday.
According to reports, the young woman (name withheld) had stepped out to testify to the goodness of God in her life.
When it was her turn to share her testimony with the congregation, she sang and thanked God for helping her survive the ailment and testing negative to Ebola. Everyone allegedly joined in clapping and thanking God on her behalf.


However, when it was time for her to return the microphone to the pastor to call the next person,
THISDAY reports thus:
“The Pastor said she should handover the
microphone to the next person, but the next
person shifted back and refused to collect it. The Ebola survivor tried to hand the microphone over to other testifiers but they also declined, claiming that they would testify later. The sister had to put the microphone on the floor. Before she could
turn back to return to her seat, almost everyone around her in the church had jumped outside to escape contracting the disease.”



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And some brainwashed people would still have faith in that pastor when infact there is serious fear in his own heart.

If I were to be a member of that Church I will walk out, collect the microphone and take over the preaching for that day.

Everybody knows about Ebola but most of us are ignorant about how it spreads.

ROFLMAO
For your turn no run

SeaGold: I laugh so tey my heart stop. I had to pound my chest to restart it

Oga you can lie oo

This is fucccking lolsterics

[size=14pt]Ha ha ha I say na LATER I go testify. Abi na by force ?[/size]

all these kind news with no name and cannot be verified, one bush journalist just fantasizes and comes up with this type of junk.

sweettease:
Oga you can lie oo

You be lie detector machine?

TB Joshua must be on holiday nowadays

Krak:

And some brainwashed people would still have faith in that pastor when infact there is serious fear in his own heart.

If I were to be a member of that Church I will walk out, collect the microphone and take over the preaching for that day.

Everybody knows about Ebola but most of us are ignorant about how it spreads.

Abeg talk true

You obviously don't know about fomites

SeaGold:

You be lie detector machine?

Yelz

sweettease:
Yelz

Did I cheat on you yesterday?

SeaGold: TB Joshua must be on holiday nowadays

No chit. Old TB Joshua, if he hadn't been told to shut the phuck up by the Nigerian government, would by now have been offering for sale Ebola cures of varying potency, ranging from prayers that will ensure one-week curative action for 50 thousand naira each, all the way on up to Ebola-No-Branch-Here blessings that will guarantee total protection from the epidemic, with no other precautions necessary, priced at an affordable 250 thousand naira each.

Krak:

And some brainwashed people would still have faith in that pastor when infact there is serious fear in his own heart.

If I were to be a member of that Church I will walk out, collect the microphone and take over the preaching for that day.

Everybody knows about Ebola but most of us are ignorant about how it spreads.

Seriously I will grab the microphone from the gallery and end the pastors career by shouting into the microphone: "he that is in me is greater than he that is in the world".

I will keep mouthing: " affliction is not of the righteous and by his strips I am healed".

Hmmmmm...... This sounds like some fabricated/cooked-up stuff!

Jakumo:

No chit. Old TB Joshua, if he hadn't been told to shut the phuck up by the Nigerian government, would by now have been offering for sale Ebola cures of varying potency, ranging from prayers that will ensure one-week curative action for 50 thousand naira each, all the way on up to blessings that will guarantee INSTANT Ebola cures, for an affordable 250 thousand naira each.

Who knows we might get spiritual breakthrough from him since science is not making headway. He might be researching on "miracle" now

sweettease:

Abeg talk true

You obviously don't know about fomites

Fomites help in Fomenting Bacteria and Viral infection

Funny stuff.

SeaGold:

Who knows we might get spiritual breakthrough from him since science is not making headway. He might be researching on "miracle" now

Miracles from God are obtained not as a result of scientific research, but by special request filed directly with God, ONLY from the offices of self-proclaimed, flock-fleecing "Men of God" like Pastor Joshua.

SeaGold:

Seriously I will grab the microphone from the gallery and end the pastors career by shouting into the microphone: "he that is in me is greater than he that is in the world Pastor".

I will keep mouthing: " affliction is not of the righteous and by his strips I am healed".

Fixed.

Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Cc: Highmey, Muskeeto, Plaetton, wiegraf, TheBigUrban2, apatheist, finofaya et al

Christians, they can speak in unknown tongues, step on serpents, pick up scorpions without being sting, but are scared of Ebola.

funny story , pentecostal christianity in nigeria, just an exercise that enriches pastors, cobwebs people's mentality, creates more doubts and answers nothing.

See them.....they only have faith in tithe.


Why are they afraid of Ebola naa? No mircales this time

Lwtmy(laugh wan tear my yansh) oo.