A Machine Was Invented In Germany For
Catching Thieves, This Machine Was Tested
In Germany And It Caught Over 15,000
Thieves, It Was Taken To Japan And It
Caught Over 16,723 Thieves, It Was Taken
To Russia And It Caught Over 19,545
Theives. Now It Was Brought To Nigeria To
Catch Thieve In Our Country. The Machine
Had Been Set In The Early Morning And
Now Its Was Time For The "Ten 'o' Clock"
News To Deliver The Result And The News
Goes Thus; "We Are Sorry To Announce To
You That The Machine That Was Brought
Into Nigeria To Catch Our Notorios Thieves
Had Just Been Stolen."
One Word For Naija Thiefs!