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I Can't Laugh Alone. by Nobody: 3:12pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her... "pack your things and ....." At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call. It was her her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying. After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said: "my daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000 into your account, give your husband $500,000 out of it, and you can have the other half." After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me: "you said I should pack my things and do what?" "I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH." |
Re: I Can't Laugh Alone. by Gooci(m): 3:18pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
Re: I Can't Laugh Alone. by Nobody: 3:23pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
Are u 18yrs or above? Do u av a valid ID/ passport? can u speak English and any other language?Are u looking for a 9am-3pm job with a monthly salary of N650.000-N900.000 and a weekly allowance of N150.000? No work during weekends & u only have to work haif-day on fridays? if you're interested in this job,pls contanct me SO DAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER.because ME SEF Dey find DAT KIND JOB. 5 Likes |
Re: I Can't Laugh Alone. by olu77(m): 3:30pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
Don4perfect: Are u 18yrs or above? Do u av a valid ID/ |
Re: I Can't Laugh Alone. by andyguy2k1(m): 3:41pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
you be dey give me, now don spoil d whole thin. lol 1 Like |
Re: I Can't Laugh Alone. by Nobody: 6:19am On Aug 22, 2014 |
"SON: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl! FATHER : That's great son. Who is she? SON : It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter FATHER : Ohhh! I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later SON: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter! FATHER: That's great son. Who is she? SON: It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter. FATHER: Ohhhh! I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother: SON: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but, I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!The mother hugs him affectionately MOTHER: My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He isn't your father." |
Re: I Can't Laugh Alone. by Nobody: 10:59am On Aug 24, 2014 |
Real confusion Is wen u steal meat frm d pot n den forgot if d spoon was in d pot or outside the pot"" 1 Like |
Re: I Can't Laugh Alone. by Nobody: 9:07am On Sep 04, 2014 |
Akpors enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer: BARBER: This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. The barber puts a N50 note in one hand and two N10 notes in the other, then calls Akpors and says: BARBER: Which do you want, boy? Akpos takes the two N10 notes and leaves. The barber turned to his customer and said, you see, I told you he is really dumb. CUSTOMER: Well I’m guessing he is just a little confused now, he can’t make that mistake twice. BARBER: I really doubt it, just wait and I’ll prove it to you again. (The barber calls Akpors back into the store one more time and offers him the same deal, once again to the surprise of the customer, Akpors picked the 2 N10 notes instead of the N50 note). BARBER: What did I tell you? Akpos never learns! Minutes later, when the customer left, he sees Akpors coming out of the ice cream store. CUSTOMER: Akpors, May I ask you a question? You are obviously old enough to know that 2 N10 notes make up N20 which is less than N50, why do you keep picking the N10 notes instead? Akpors smiles and says: That barber is always so eager to prove to customers that I am dumb that everyday I get money for ice- cream from his little game. The day I take the fifty naira note, the game will definitely be over, so it’s better I act stupid and collect N20 everyday. |
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