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ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by nicheroute(m): 5:10pm On Aug 24, 2014
I remembered the first time I inserted my ATM Card into an ATM Machine... I thought it was going to be like that of POS where the card will not completely enter. To my suprise, it SWALLOWED it! My heart was like GRA!!! I said to myself, will this card ever come out? Until it dispensed the money and then the card shooted out. What a MAGIC! I was even even afraid of taking the money thinking it might not be my own.. Funny hmn? How about you? How did you feel the first time you inserted your ATM Card into an ATM Machine?
Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by gede7744(f): 5:17pm On Aug 24, 2014
;Dafraid it wouldn't come out ;Dafraid it wouldn't come out
Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by Unionised(m): 5:17pm On Aug 24, 2014
Can't remember.
Been using it all my life... coolCan't remember.
Been using it all my life...
Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by hakunajay(m): 5:19pm On Aug 24, 2014
Your story is not true. Because, I'm sure that atm has been popular before pos and we've been using it before we know about pos. So i wonder how...
I may be wrong though, forgive me.

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Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by lirusehn(m): 6:21pm On Aug 24, 2014
Ave Neva eveN seen one.
Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by nicheroute(m): 6:23pm On Aug 24, 2014
hakunajay: Your story did not kind of true. Because, I'm sure that atm has been popular before pos and we've been using it before we know about pos. So i wonder how...
I may be wrong though, forgive me.
well, maybe you are right...but If I may ask you, how would you have related the story in resent time for clarity if you had similar imagination at first use?
Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by EdDave(m): 6:30pm On Aug 24, 2014
Chei! Engrish have died here grin

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Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by nicheroute(m): 6:59pm On Aug 24, 2014
EdDave: Chei! Engrish have died here grin
Duh....
Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by MillionDollars: 10:42pm On Aug 24, 2014
hakunajay: Your story did not kind of true. Because, I'm sure that atm has been popular before pos and we've been using it before we know about pos. So i wonder how...
I may be wrong though, forgive me.
dead and buried...
And ur likes would b insulting GEJ's wife

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Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by hakunajay(m): 5:31am On Aug 25, 2014
MillionDollars:
dead and buried...
And ur likes would b insulting GEJ's wife


Lol... Typographical error... This auto correct can disgrace somebody o...
Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by Chillext(m): 1:07pm On Aug 25, 2014
What is ATM?
Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by hakunajay(m): 2:12pm On Aug 25, 2014
Chillext: What is ATM?


It's just an acronym... Alien To Me.
Thank me later cool
Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by izsmike: 3:24pm On Aug 25, 2014
Chillext: What is ATM?
Automated Teller Machine. so its tautology 2 say ATM machine......... Automated teller machine machine
Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by Chillext(m): 4:51pm On Aug 25, 2014
izsmike: Automated Teller Machine. so its tautology 2 say ATM machine......... Automated teller machine machine
what is it used for?
Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by holyboss: 5:05pm On Aug 25, 2014
cheiii! shocked shocked so ATM dey nigeria undecided I lono O!




@Op, u fit direct me to one so ican come here to spill out my first experience lipsrsealed
Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by izsmike: 6:47pm On Aug 25, 2014
I dnt knw o. Ask op
Chillext: what is it used for?
Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by nicheroute(m): 8:07pm On Aug 25, 2014
Chillext: what is it used for?
well, let's say, if you want to 'shit' you can find the nearest ATM, ask anyone on the street, besides, if I may ask, How old are you? No offence please.
Re: ATM Machine May Be Scarry At First Use; Find Out How? by Chillext(m): 10:48pm On Aug 25, 2014
nicheroute:
well, let's say, if you want to 'shit' you can find the nearest ATM, ask anyone on the street, besides, if I may ask, How old are you? No offence please.
as old as my Landlords house........

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