This was shared on my timeline today so I thought I should to NL's

POLICE: HEY mr man park the
car there....PARK I SAY PARK
DRIVER: OFFICER GUD Morning SIR,
POLICE: what is gud about the Morning?
DRIVER: officer abbeg i no well......
POLICE: u are stupid, how that one take concern me....
DRIVER: OGA, u no the pity person ni.
POLICE: no waste my time let me have ur particular.
DRIVER: OGa as the tin dey disturb me well, well I leave my particular for house.
POLICE: Wetin be dat wey dey
disturb u wey go make u leave ur particular for house? Park well
DRIVER: OGA, E BE LIKE LIKE
LIKE LIKE SAY NA E' E' BO

POLICE: EBO WHAT? WAIT WAIT
WAIT. NO COMPLETE AM MAKE E NO BE
WETIN I DE TINK OOOOOO....,CARRY AM GO THE NEXT CHECK POINT AND
COMPLETE THE REMAINING 2 LETTER WORDS THERE

DRIVER: officer manage this
five thousand naira abbeg no vex
POLICE.: AH ,I AM A GUD
SAMARITAN U STILL DEY
HERE? GOG GO GO GO GO
DRIVER: MOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
POLICE:YEYE, THANKGOD SAY U NO GIVE ME THE LA,
NA THAT ONE DEY KILL PEOPLE!!!