8:00pm SA tym
7:00pm Naija tym

Knock knock kinky

Henrypraise: 8:00pm SA tym
7:00pm Naija tym

Knock knock kinky

(Kinky rushes in...panting...wearing knee lenth body fitting black dress and a red heels)

oh my gosh Henrypraise Im so sorry im late. Hope you are not upset with me ....(extending her hand for a handshake)

A date in the business section..Whatever happened to the Romance section?

Kinkybraids:

(Kinky rushes in...panting...wearing knee lenth body fitting black dress and a red heels)

oh my gosh Henrypraise Im so sorry im late. Hope you are not upset with me ....(extending her hand for a handshake)

On a dangling loose tie upon a white button down shirt, henrypraise receives kinkies hands, n drawing her close, henrypraise whispers: I too m sorry for replyin late, nice dress n beautiful hair do.

How ar u?

Negro1: A date in the business section..Whatever happened to the Romance section?

Des ar d bills, m priviledge to take d first shot, we want to start from d business section.

Henrypraise:

On a dangling loose tie upon a white button down shirt, henrypraise receives kinkies hands, n drawing her close, henrypraise whispers: I too m sorry for replyin late, nice dress n beautiful hair do.

How ar u?

why thank you mr Praise... Im good, once again I apologise for making you wait. May I have a seat... I love the spot you picked (kinky smilling while she looks around)

... Im so rude, How are you doing?

Negro1: A date in the business section..Whatever happened to the Romance section?

Negro please cant you see we are having a date? Business section doesnt have all the pressure... were just getting to know each other, no expectations ....

Kinkybraids:

why thank you mr Praise... Im good, once again I apologise for making you wait. May I have a seat... I love the spot you picked (kinky smilling while she looks around)

... Im so rude, How are you doing?

M very gud, feel free to look around, n neva take dat smile away from ur lips.

Wine, spirit or non-alcoholic?

Henrypraise:

M very gud, feel free to look around, n neva take dat smile away from ur lips.

Wine, spirit or non-alcoholic?

um Ill have a long island ice tea with extra lemon... and you?

( Kinky looks down at the menu not really sure what to say next...should she ask him something obvious like what does he do, what hobbies that he like...gosh those questions are boring but they are formalities) so... Henry what do you?

Kinkybraids:

um Ill have a long island ice tea with extra lemon... and you?

( Kinky looks down at the menu not really sure what to say next...should she ask him something obvious like what does he do, what hobbies that he like...gosh those questions are boring but they are formalities) so... Henry what do you?

A shot of Jack Daniel n ice cube is okay.

m a safety consultant in d oil n gas industry.

Boring questions ar usually d important ones n de ar neccessary.

Wat abt u? How is da accountin sch?

Wat abt u? How is d accountin sch?

Henrypraise:

A shot of Jack Daniel n ice cube is okay.

m a safety consultant in d oil n gas industry.

Boring questions ar usually d important ones n de ar neccessary.

Wat abt u? How is da accountin sch?

(lol As an aside the things I write in brackets are my thoughts so just pretend you dont know them... its just to add more fun to it)

(Kinky takes a sip of her drink when it arrives)... that sounds like a very demanding job especially in that industry, do you ever have an casualities like someone slipping on on a puddle of oil and breaking their leg

School is fine, im one month away from finishing...cant wait, its been a very exhausting year.

Kinkybraids:

(lol As an aside the things I write in brackets are my thoughts so just pretend you dont know them... its just to add more fun to it)

(Kinky takes a sip of her drink when it arrives)... that sounds like a very demanding job especially in that industry, do you ever have an casualities like someone slipping on on a puddle of oil and breaking their leg

School is fine, im one month away from finishing...cant wait, its been a very exhausting year.

Very few cases of accidents (although cover ups do exist), we ar more concern abt preventin dat spill dan recordin d accident, howeva, dia have bin no case of slip/trip due to oil spill, except occassional stumbling n odas not connected to spill

(Really tryin hard to read her expressions, tink av lost my sherlock holmes ability here, wats left is Mr. Beans ability)

I guess u must be into ur heavy accountin books now, have u started exams? D feelin of leavin sch, u gonna miss d pple u av made friends n enemies wit.....

Henrypraise:

Very few cases of accidents (although cover ups do exist), we ar more concern abt preventin dat spill dan recordin d accident, howeva, dia have bin no case of slip/trip due to oil spill, except occassional stumbling n odas not connected to spill

(Really tryin hard to read her expressions, tink av lost my sherlock holmes ability here, wats left is Mr. Beans ability)

I guess u must be into ur heavy accountin books now, have u started exams? D feelin of leavin sch, u gonna miss d pple u av made friends n enemies wit.....

lol enemies, i hope I dont have any of those. I start my final exams in a month. i feel like we have to both be online at the same time so this can work ...or else our date will last for days

Kinkybraids:

lol enemies, i hope I dont have any of those. I start my final exams in a month. i feel like we have to both be online at the same time so this can work ...or else our date will last for days

Success in advance, abt bein onlyn same tym same is felt here, m onlyn now, if u ar onlyn now, m cool wit d tymin.

Wats up wit ur day? Wat did u do n wat did u not do?

Henrypraise:

Success in advance, abt bein onlyn same tym same is felt here, m onlyn now, if u ar onlyn now, m cool wit d tymin.

Wats up wit ur day? Wat did u do n wat did u not do?

Let me not bore you with the details of my day... so how long have you been coming to this Nigerian restaurant? its so different, do you mind ordering for me... I really dont know any of the foods on the menu (kinky turns the menu pages wondering what Jolof rice is... hmmm this food is so strange)

Kinkybraids:

Let me not bore you with the details of my day... so how long have you been coming to this Nigerian restaurant? its so different, do you mind ordering for me... I really dont know any of the foods on the menu (kinky turns the menu pages wondering what Jolof rice is... hmmm this food is so strange)

Ha!, wen u ar a bachelor n u don't cook, restaurants becomes ur second home... Bin hanging out here 4 abt a year.

Hot Jollof rice is gud, test/ taste it n ur life will neva remain d same...

Henrypraise:

Ha!, wen u ar a bachelor n u don't cook, restaurants becomes ur second home...

Hot Jollof rice is gud, test/ taste it n ur life will neva remain d same...

hmmm its a very expensive habbit. is it like a curried rice? will you also be having the same?

im just curious why have you remained single... im sure you have many ladies queuing in line?

Kinkybraids:

hmmm its a very expensive habbit. is it like a curried rice? will you also be having the same?

im just curious why have you remained single... im sure you have many ladies queuing in line?

Hmmm, yea like curry rice but I tink it has diff ingredients. Hmmm (tryin to be modest na Eba de man mind o) yea m gona have same (tic menu cards n call in waiter naija style) Funmilayo!!!!!

Bachelorhood is a sweet n sour stage in a mans life, ladies do cum n go, dia is so much uncertainty n unstableness in bein a bachelor. As a man u sumtyms get tired of ladies cumin n goin

Henrypraise:

Hmmm, yea like curry rice but I tink it has diff ingredients. Hmmm (tryin to be modest na Eba de man mind o) yea m gona have same (tic menu cards n call in waiter naija style) Funmilayo!!!!!

Bachelorhood is a sweet n sour stage in a mans life, ladies do cum n go, dia is so much uncertainty n unstableness in bein a bachelor. As a man u sumtyms get tired of ladies cumin n goin

lol this is strange how can one eat rice with no stew Normally if i made you a rice dish id serve it with chicken or beef and some veg...but Ill be open minded...Ill let you lead.

Oh I understand, so how old are you...( Kinky crosses her fingers that he wont ask her how old she is...)

Kinkybraids:

lol this is strange how can one eat rice with no stew Normally if i made you a rice dish id serve it with chicken or beef and some veg...but Ill be open minded...Ill let you lead.

Oh I understand, so how old are you...( Kinky crosses her fingers that he wont ask her how old she is...)

Dis one no need stew, but if its home made, u can add stew or any sauce to it, "kpomo" (cow skin) or any kind of protein is good to go. I lyk mutton though.

(OMG not Age!!!) m 27 yrs feb 19. (Praise loose ties n gazing into kinkies eyes) Wat abt u how old ar u?

na so craze take start

Henrypraise:

Dis one no need stew, but if its home made, u can add stew or any sauce to it, "kpomo" (cow skin) or any kind of protein is good to go. I lyk mutton though.

(OMG not Age!!!) m 27 yrs feb 19. (Praise loose ties n gazing into kinkies eyes) Wat abt u how old ar u?

(The waiter comes with the food...Dam it looks soo good, Kinky tries not to stare at the food before it gets placed down...she reaally loves rice ) ... oh It kinda makes sense.

Wow you are so young... Im 25 but next year Ill be 23 in the years to come , im an Aries... the Lord of war, my birthday is in April. You are an Aquarius . You are - Witty
- Clever
- Humanitarian
- Inventive
- Original

but some of your weaknesses are:

- Stubborn
- Unemotional
- Sarcastic
- Rebellious
- Aloof

hmmm is this correct?

Kinkybraids:

(The waiter comes with the food...Dam it looks soo good, Kinky tries not to stare at the food before it gets placed down...she reaally loves rice ) ... oh It kinda makes sense.

Wow you are so young... Im 25 but next year Ill be 23 in the years to come , im an Aries... the Lord of war, my birthday is in April. You are an Aquarius . You are - Witty
- Clever
- Humanitarian
- Inventive
- Original

but some of your weaknesses are:

- Stubborn
- Unemotional
- Sarcastic
- Rebellious
- Aloof

hmmm is this correct?

Me young? I take dat as a compliment.
Now u actin all sherlock on me .) Zodiac, dont really take a cue/ look at it. But d weaknesses u stated ar so kinda correct, I am emotional but I hate expressing it, sarcasm yes but wen m relax n happy, wen restricted m rebellious but wen free m loyal.

Lord of war? How many wars av u fought n conquered? I'd make a search on Aries n see wat n who u ar... Wat day of d month in april? Common dat get all secretive.

Henrypraise:

Me young? I take dat as a compliment.
Now u actin all sherlock on me .) Zodiac, dont really take a cue/ look at it. But d weaknesses u stated ar so kinda correct, I am emotional but I hate expressing it, sarcasm yes but wen m relax n happy, wen restricted m rebellious but wen free m loyal.

Lord of war? How many wars av u fought n conquered? I'd make a search on Aries n see wat n who u ar... Wat day of d month in april? Common dat get all secretive.

Im so sorry for the late reply can we continue this weekend?

Kinkybraids:

Im so sorry for the late reply can we continue this weekend?

its ok n weekend will be perfect.

Still waitin (tappin pointer finger on table to rythm of patoranking's girlieo).

Kinkybraids:
Im so sorry for the late reply can we continue this weekend?

Good one, happy date to you guys.....