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What If Eve Was Chinese? by PAGAN9JA(m): 1:25pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
The jewish god is not very clever..... He should have made Adam and Eve Chinese...They would have eaten the snake instead of the apple. 3 Likes |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by Nobody: 1:31pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Hm! Chinese without medial epicanthal folds... God save us all |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by McWhillion(m): 1:32pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Agreed he is not clever, what stops you from fabricating your own creation story like the Big Bang Theory. |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by Nobody: 1:39pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
McWhillion: Agreed he is not clever, what stops you from fabricating your own creation story like the Big Bang Theory. Fabricated#! What's d tested and proven one then? |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by McWhillion(m): 1:46pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Silkmoth33:The one you've not fabricated. |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by Nobody: 1:51pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
McWhillion:U mean the fabricated one that needs no further fabrication! |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by McWhillion(m): 1:54pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Silkmoth33: U mean the fabricated one that needs no further fabrication!I meant whatever creation fable is in your head that you've not told us about. |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by Nobody: 1:59pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
McWhillion:ha! A fable! Pls! Listen to urself read as u check d dictionary meaning for fable. And tell me if that defines a theory! |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by GooseBaba: 2:01pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
PAGAN9JA: The jewish god is not very clever..... .... |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by McWhillion(m): 2:03pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Silkmoth33: ha! A fable!If you read in between the lines, you should know I am mocking whatever theory science is trying to put up to explain creation. It's obvious you can't detect sarcasm. |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by nickz(m): 2:04pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
PAGAN9JA: The jewish god is not very clever.....bwhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaha |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by Nobody: 2:11pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
McWhillion:and ur sheer deep rooted ignorance just got really freaking obvious...u must be lost! Fyi! Science isn't trying to explain creation, mate. It never did. Ever heard of evolution? Now that's science. PS! U also don't know how to apply sarcasm. I won't laugh at ur failed attempt, this time |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by Nobody: 2:14pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
nickz: bwhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahagirls with big eyeballs/exopthalmus are a turn on for u? |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by McWhillion(m): 2:17pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Silkmoth33: and ur sheer deep rooted ignorance just got really freaking obvious...u must be lost! So if I am to believe an organism evolved, does it mean its precursor was not created? or how did the organism that evolved come to be. You can confuse yourself if you wish. |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by Nobody: 2:24pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
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Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by Nobody: 2:41pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
[Quote author=McWhmcwhillion] if I am to believe an organism evolved, does it mean its precursor was not created? or how did the organism that evolved come to be. You can confuse yourself if you wish.[/quote] U r indeed wise to say that a precursor must have being created. Ofcourse! U r right. Now riddle me Dis. What created DAT which created Dat which lead to a subsequent evolution? Ur answer would be that d fable speaks of DAT evolving or created from nothing. Now If something did create DAT which created something that lead to an evolution. Then explain to me! Dear mcwhillion: "Just how u create or evolve from nothing?" |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by nickz(m): 2:51pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Silkmoth33: girls with big eyeballs/exopthalmus are a turn on for u?size of the eyeball to an extent tho,but they look more attractive |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by McWhillion(m): 2:53pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Silkmoth33: [Quote author=McWhmcwhillion] if I am to believe an organism evolved, does it mean its precursor was not created? or how did the organism that evolved come to be. You can confuse yourself if you wish.The answer is what you won't/ refuse to understand 'cos you believe in no Supreme Being. If I answered and said God is He who can create from nothing, I dare you to prove otherwise. |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by Nobody: 3:04pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
McWhillion:I would ignore ur dare until u answer my god-damned question. I'm begging u and I'm dying on my ignorant sickbed here, for u to consult ur infinite wisdom on such matters...and explain to me in d best way u can just how u can evolve from nothing, whether it be fabricated or a tell-tale...as long as it makes sense Mac! |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by Nobody: 3:05pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
nickz: size of the eyeball to an extent tho,but they look more attractive |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by McWhillion(m): 3:26pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Silkmoth33:That's where the distinction comes between science and God. I ve answered your question. You understand science and we believe God. It's not in my power and wisdom to explain how God created from nothing. If you're able to explain every thing, then there is no need to believe in a creator. Part of His prowess and wisdom lies in your own confusion of not been able to give a satisfactory "earthly" definition for every phenomenon. Now can you honestly answer my question. |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by Nobody: 3:47pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
McWhillion:ha! The bold quote made me laugh. U don't want to say the obvious for no reason. Hence i will redirect it. U r shying away from my question, why? The answer to ur question also lies in ur quote. Simply put. I do not believe it exists because there is nothing that points to d fact that it does |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by Nobody: 3:52pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
I've succeeded in feeding u with ur own poison now choke on it. |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by McWhillion(m): 4:04pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Silkmoth33: ha! The bold quote made me laugh. U don't want to say the obvious for no reason. Hence i will redirect it.Are you deliberately trying to confuse me. You do not believe in what exactly, in case you forgot the question. We were talking about creation/ evolution. You do not believe in God, so your answer can never be found in what you bolded. My question is this "I dare you to prove that there was no Being who created life". If you can give me an answer I would cease to believe in God. |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by PAGAN9JA(m): 8:30pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Chai! I should have posted this in the Religious section. 1 Like |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by Nobody: 10:13pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Sorry about d mix up. When I said dis Silkmoth33: ha! The bold quote made me laugh. U don't want to say the obvious for no reason. Hence i will redirect it. I was referring to dis McWhillion: Yes science explains everything! Hence i dont believe in d creation theory. Now 4 dis ur question McWhillion: |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by Eragablessen(m): 12:03pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
PAGAN9JA: Chai! I should have posted this in the Religious section. This really got me cracking, hence i need not to post at this weak thread but its a joke if you ask me anyways. 1 Like |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by CAMNEWTON4PRES: 8:20pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
yes you should have rolling on the floor ..lmao |
Re: What If Eve Was Chinese? by lepasharon(f): 8:18pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
PAGAN9JA: The jewish god is not very clever..... Joke of the year !OMG |
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