1. The hot girl/guy
Let’s start in a good place because it’s only going to
get worse from here. You always seem find a hot girl or
guy to swoon over on the bus…..in reality, they’re not
even aware of you…
2. The music too loud in earphones
person…
A massive pet peeve of mine. It’s usually something
insanely shit too….like smiley virus or that Bieber kid.
How are these people’s ears not bleeding
3.The clown
Always keeping the bus cool with his funny words,sayings..(mostly males)
4.The one who sits beside you when
there are loads of free seats…
Why oh why….half the bus is empty and you want to sit
beside me…no words can describe how pissed off this
scenario makes me…
5.The messy eater
Always buying snacks at any given opportunity, as d eater dey buy groundnut,chin chin.Na so e/she go dey top am with viju milk,Lacasera or any available drinks.
6.The preacher
60% assurance is sure of meeting someone who is gonna be preaching in d bus..Its annoying sometimes hearing d same thing.
7.The feet on the seat person..
I actually don’t have a problem with this at all.
Obviously if the bus is full I wouldn’t dream of it but if
the bus is quiet I’m going to put my feet up and relax…
I’m sorry but that’s just the way it is. I don’t cause any
damage to anything and I have a comfortable journey,
the way some people bang on about it you’d swear
people should should be sent to the gallows for it…
8. The person doing her (maybe his)
make up..
Annoys some people…not me. Hilarity may ensue when
travelling over speed bumps though….
9. The talking insanely loud on the
phone one..
Here’s an idea…I don’t give a shit about your
conversation. People can talk on the bus at low
levels…amazingly I have actually managed to do this
myself so I know it’s not bs. So please take it down to
around a 2 and stop annoying
10. The shrieking kid…
Touchy subject….all I know is I’ve seen enough
parents absolutely leather their kids on the bus for
doing next to nothing, it really is quite disturbing.
Generally what happens is the kid does something that
warrants the parent asking them to stop. However in
these cases the parent, instead of talking to the child,
resorts to physical retaliation that wouldn’t be out of
place in Ultimate Mortal Kombat ensuring a shrieking
teary experience for all passengers. …
11. The one who smells like $h!T..
How can people not know when they smell this bad?
Please use some deodrant, lynx, aftershave, perfume…
we should be allowed mace someone who smells this
bad..
12.The quiet,unnoticed individual in the bus
You won't even notice u entered the same bus with the individual when getting off.
13.The complainer
Always complaining.About d speed lf d car even if the driver aint speeding that much,heat,tight space..Etc

Add Yours..

O boy e tey wey u de travel by bus o! Ur on track esp d smelly ones..no b all buses get hotttt girls tho.

The sleeping one's

I think I am you who does the observations...

Lol

The couple
The sleepers
The woman with a crying baby
The person with beautiful clothes

I'm number 12.... I go stealth whenever I travel, especially on long journeys on a bus.

Why is the preacher a problem to u

The talkative.

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rioemmanuel: The drug seller

C'monnn. For shizzle?

Chazzyboy:
Why is the preacher a problem to u

Its not really.