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Why Airline Food Doesn't Taste by Nobody: 6:14pm On Sep 04, 2014 |
In all fairness, airplane food was famously tasteless and subpar, so much so that inquiring about its "deal" remains one of Jerry Seinfeld's most famous jokes. Mind you, the question isn't actually about airplane food. It's more about ripping on the audience's common enemy, which is no different from asking: "Boy, that Hitler, what a character, right?" Airline food tastes the way it does due to the plane's environmental factors playing the fandango on your senses with a baseball bat. Modern planes travel at an altitude of about 35,000 feet, which, in terms of places most likely to kill you, ranks somewhere between the foot of an active volcano and inside the wife of an angry lumberjack who unexpectedly came back home for lunch. That's why airplanes have to keep the cabin artificially pressurized -- to keep your brain from swelling and leaking out of your ears. The problem is that, according to modern research, the cabin's pressurization combined with the plane's white noise can numb your taste buds, suppressing your ability to taste salt and sugar in non-fatal doses. Obviously, airlines tend to use the cheapest ingredients possible in their in-flight meals, but even a steak with a 10-minute-old kill date would still taste like ass when your senses are literally and figuratively so high, they can hardly feel their face. Cabin air is another problem. It's usually recycled every two to three minutes with the humidity kept below 20 percent, drying not only the food but also your nose, which further impacts your sense of taste. Culinary-wise, that's like serving meals inside an unventilated sand factory in the middle of the Sahara. But as luck would have it, airplanes don't affect your ability to taste bitterness or umami. It would explain why people usually go for bloody Marys or tonic water inside planes: Oftentimes it's the only thing their bodies recognize as having a taste. With everything else, you might as well be chowing down on gravel and cardboard, as far as your taste receptors are concerned.
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