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Joke by Chibueze291994(m): 11:05am On Sep 06, 2014
A GUY SENT ME THIS MESSAGE 20
MINUTES AGO.........
Hey babe,
I am sorry baby, i didn't make it
today
because my iphone had a problem
and my ipad battery is dead, my
sister is with my samsung galaxy
Note and I left my BB Q10 at school.
Am just here at home so bored since
my parents went to the U.S, i would
have skyped with you but I misplaced
my Apple laptop power pack so i have
to hit S.A tomorrow to get a new
one.
I also wanted to go to the mall
tonight but my Aunt went out with
the Range Rover keys and my elder
brother went with the Hummer. Baby
am so stuck here since I hate driving
the E-Class Benz I tried calling the
driver to bring the Pajero jeep but I
have no credit....
Can you please send me airtime so I
can call him?
Re: Joke by Chibueze291994(m): 11:07am On Sep 06, 2014
If you were the girl will you send it

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