Feel free to read and laugh to d max extent. Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of plantain without tasting any-
Albert Marcauley (1872)
He who says nothing last forever has
never tried Hausa perfume- Nelson
Mandela (1973)
He who completely unwrap moimoi and
gala b4 eating cannot keep a secret-
Abraham Lincoln (1864)
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup, with his eyes wide
open, is not afraid of anything- William
Shakespear (1900)
Anyone who graduate without
expiriencing strike, has never been to
Nigeria- Lord Logard (1904)
He who refuse to mix agege bread and
akara as a type of sandwich is a racist-
Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing his face, is capable
of murder- Michael Faraday (1899)
Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor,
but allowing the Garri to swell b4
drinking is poverty- Queen Elizabeth
(1893)
He who runs around looking 4 scissors
to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not
hungry- Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
No matter how hot ur temper is it
cannot cook yam- Goodluck Jonathan
(2013)
Anyone who read this without laughing
is looking 4 job- FINEYEMI (2014).