My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her..."Pack your things and ....."
At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call. It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying. After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said: "My daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000 into your account, give your husband $500,000 out of it, and you can have the other half."After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me: "You said I should pack my things and do what?" I then replied..... click http://.com/m/view_joke.php?id=11 to continue