I found this sooooo funny, Why U Shouldn't Watch A Football Match With A Lady. . Hmmmm...WOMEN! Watching Football with girls can be very stressful...Imagine this:
Girl : Austin, who's that
guy. Is that Chris Brown?
Boy: Chris gini No na, that's Theo
Walcott!!
Girl: Hey! What's that yellow card for?
Boy: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop
playing and leave the pitch.
Girl: Ohhh! It's something similar to a
traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
Boy: Yeah yeah sure.. U are ryt..!
Girl: What about the green card?
Boy: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.
Girl: Which teams are these?
Boy: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!
Girl: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal
putting on?
Boy: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that?
Girl: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Boy: (upset)...Your father! You no no
say na Chelsea! Olokun!
Girl: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.
Boy: Weting concern Arsenal with world cup Where you from sef?
Girl: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man?
Boy: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach,
Arsene Wenger
Girl: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Boy: You de mad!!! (Changes Channel). Hmmmm... women,ehn.....

LOL