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Two Plus Two Equals What? by favour5(f): 10:04am On Jul 27, 2006
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician andasks "What do two plus two equal?"
The mathematician replies "Four."The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?"The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously andsays "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the samequestion: "What do two plus two equal?"The accountant says, "On average, four -- give or take 10%,but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question: "What do two plus two equal?"The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sitsdown next to the interviewer, and says, "What do you want it to equal?"
Re: Two Plus Two Equals What? by favour5(f): 10:08am On Jul 27, 2006
engineers would reply thus: Of course, as you are well aware, two plus two equals five (for large values oftwo) or even three (for small values of two). "Two," given as it is to just one significant figure (it was described as neither exact nor integral), can take any value in the range [1.5, 2.5) where the right hand limit is open.

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Re: Two Plus Two Equals What? by ayoeze11(m): 11:02am On Jul 27, 2006
Profession joke, oky
Re: Two Plus Two Equals What? by Oracle(m): 12:42am On Jul 28, 2006
yeah, different professions, different approaches
Re: Two Plus Two Equals What? by micklplus(m): 4:54pm On Jul 31, 2006
@Oracle,
Absolutely !

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