Just saw this in my Facebook page. Funny...

U GO FEAR ENGLISH......
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back.
2. Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk.
3. Take 5cm wire of my length.
4. All of you stand in a straight circle.
5. Be quiet… the principal just passingaway.
6. I have 3 daughters, they are all girls.
7. Did you see me on the radio yesterday?
8. Both of the 3 of you, get out of my class.
9. The son of the man is a boy.
10. This is your permanent place, sit here for the mean time.
11. Take the lead and follow me.
12. I would rather kill myself than commit suicide.
13. She is a boy.
14. I saw you last night early this
morning.
15. Why shy I shy, am I a children?
16. Pls increase the volume of the
window,heat is happening to me

Add yours...

are you the one that offended her, or are her the one that offended you?

She is in the hospital one leg in heaven one leg on earth.

This is too cost I can't avoid it

Lol