Danfo bus drivers and conductors now have new ways of extorting money from passengers without refund. Try not to pay so soon until you are close to your destination. Conductors have no right to force you to pay so far you pay before alighting.

Coductor: Opebi Allen! Opebi Allen!!! Abeg enter with your shange o, N500,N1000 no enter o! Mo sese jade nsi o! I just dey commot for work o! Ewole ewole!!
Conductor: Owo da niwaju (money from first seat).
[b]Passsenger : where is my change?
Conductor: Mo nbo. I’m coming
Passenger: don’t let me forget my change o!
Conductor: I tell you say I no get change you dey bring #1000. Okay o! e ma so bia egbo ti mon sope ki ewole pelu shangi yi.
Passenger: That is the only money I have.
Conductor: oga mi e jor eduro! Oya madam e bole. Oga abeg stop the bus make somebody come down. Oya Come down I no get change.
Passenger: Lai-lai, ! I have paid you your money, you cant ask me to get down.
Conductor: Go down jor, I’m not carrying you again.
Driver doesn’t even listen as he keeps driving. After few minutes
Anthony! Anthony !!
Passengers:Owa!
Conductor: Oya e gba shangi yi…. Collect your change
Conductor: Anthony!!!
Passenger: owa jorr!! ah ah! O we joor! were you deaf the firs time?

But before getting to the bus stop the bus suddenly stopped

Conductor: Oga mi se epo ti ton ni.(Has fuel finished)
Driver: Oda be! Ba mi ti die (seems so, try and push the bus)
Conductor: Ejo e bole ja ti motor, (everybody come down)
Angry Passengers : Oya give us our money back! Ose aro kutukutu. We cannot wait for you to fix the problem. We are late for work already.
Conductor: Ejo eduro. Mon bo ejo. (please wait I’m coming)!!!
Passengers: Give us our money!!!!

Conductor enters the bus, takes a can and ran off to look for fuel.

Passengers: Where is the conductor? He has gone to buy fuel. Aaaaaah! !!! Oti salo!!! He has ran away o!!!! Where is the driver
Ahhh! My N850.00 change!!!

Story for the gods