Five Ways to Catch a Tiger!
American Police Style: Allow the
tiger
to catch you, then you catch
the tiger. China Police Style:
Chase the tiger until
it becomes tired, then you
catch it. Arab Police Style:
Kidnap the tiger's wife and
threaten
the tiger to
surrender. Indian Police Style:
Sing for the tiger
until it comes close to you, then
catch
it. Nigerian Police Style: Catch a
goat, beat it until it
agrees that it is a tiger Which
style is the best?