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Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by Antell95(m): 10:09pm On Sep 17, 2014
Havilah93: See haters crawling out of dem holes grin grin grin

Man Utd have the same amount of Champions League points this season as City and Arsenal combined

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Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by tmosco(m): 10:09pm On Sep 17, 2014
See beef, u just can't hate a loser, d more enemies u av d more u know u are successful. Fact of life😐
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by Nobody: 10:11pm On Sep 17, 2014
ichidodo: I stopped reading bullsh**t a long time ago...This pain should allow you space to sleep well this night..
Just shut up and go to bed...its past ur bed time....
U nd I will still be alive come next Sunday, no evil shall befall u, come here nd rant again, I'll deal with you personally.
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by Donlouise(m): 10:11pm On Sep 17, 2014
Abeg shey d match don end?
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by femi4: 10:12pm On Sep 17, 2014
IYANGBALI: keep consoling yourself,its allowed
Where you belong gan sef?
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by makkitush: 10:13pm On Sep 17, 2014
ginajet: hold me tight because I need a hug right now if not amma cry
don't cry sweetie cos all is well,still unbeaten. After we beat city this sunday,everybody(except haters) will be happy.

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Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by ichidodo: 10:14pm On Sep 17, 2014
jimmy4x:
[s]Just shut up and go to bed...its past ur bed time....
U nd I will still be alive come next Sunday, no evil shall befall u, come here nd rant again, I'll deal with you personally.[/s]
Stop crying already..you beginning to sound pathetic..

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Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by JurassicPark: 10:15pm On Sep 17, 2014
incredibleone: in ur journey in life, dnt think ahead!! Mumu

Come here! Let this be the last time u jump in2 my mentions to insult me..

Are you Mourinho? If he loses the game against City playing his best legs, what has he gained?

Better look for ur type to pour ur messed up crapp on..Leave my mentions!!
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by pamcode(m): 10:15pm On Sep 17, 2014
Godwin978: please who dey home?
chelsea
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by Danelo(m): 10:16pm On Sep 17, 2014
Chelsea drew see as haterz dey happy if to say we com loose nko? Una go faint for happiness. No hard feelings say we draw ooo its just a game and shit happens. At least. We are better than arsenal and city.
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by dotcomnamename: 10:16pm On Sep 17, 2014
makkitush: Yeah, actually that's everybody's opinion too. NO LIKES.
Dortmund 2-0 Arsunal.how about that.


Obviously you're suffering from Trachoma
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by Nobody: 10:18pm On Sep 17, 2014
IYANGBALI: na true. See man city for your back
Bros, make I no lie u, I dey fear, the fear of Man city is the beginning of wisdom buh hope they na, na both teams complete with better manager....u don forget ow city destroy Arsenal, Man u nd d likes last season, no be ONLY Chelsea beat them home and away
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by hermesprogidy(m): 10:19pm On Sep 17, 2014
swezenberg:

Liverpool get the Champions League spirit now. By the time Sturridge, Skrtle are out of injury our attack and defence will be more formidable. So scared of real though but we did it against them in 2009. The most devastating result in champ league history. Liverpool 5 Real madrid 0. Liverpool eliminated the favourite.
go siddon which kind mumu spirit una get, instead of you guys to gather money and dash tht referee for awarding you a tricky penalty, U're making mouth. Ordinary ludo players u can't beat convincingly better stick to europa where u belong. Of course next year u'll be in europa.
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by pamcode(m): 10:19pm On Sep 17, 2014
bt y hazard y drogba y remy na u pple give haterz mouth to dey talk shit especially icidodo mugun and keypad odense no b their fault sha
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by sinokingz(m): 10:20pm On Sep 17, 2014
Arsenate: the problem with Chelsea fans is that they love trolling and dissing other teams but they can't seem to handle it when it's been dished to them.
nobody get fat mouth pass them

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Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by SCOOPERJEF(m): 10:20pm On Sep 17, 2014
The last time i checked it waz bvb2-0assnal. . .chelsea1-1shalke. . .man u ooops they didn't qualify. . . .ok i remeba mk don4-0man u
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by SCOOPERJEF(m): 10:21pm On Sep 17, 2014
The last time i checked it waz bvb2-0assnal. . .chelsea1-1shalke. . .man u ooops they didn't qualify. . . .ok i remeba mk dons 4-0man u
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by Nobody: 10:21pm On Sep 17, 2014
ichidodo: Stop crying already..you beginning to sound pathetic..
lmao...say something else, stop repeating urself, bia! which club do u support, Arsenal or Man utd...lmao
Wetin una play yesterday??
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by femi4: 10:22pm On Sep 17, 2014
dotcomnamename: Phone RINGS……….. Mourinho picks the phone..



MOURINHO: Helo who is on the line?

ANCELOTTI: Its me your friend Carlo Ancelotti

MOURINHO: Haaa, Carlo how’re things in Madrid?

ANCELOTTI: Things are hot O! I don’t even know whether Real Madrid will sack me

MOURINHO: Haaa, you deserved to be sacked. How could you allow Di Maria and Ozil to join those people?

ANCELOTTI: But I thought you are leading the EPL table at the moment?

MOURINHO: Leading what? don’t you know Chelsea before? My team are only pretending, they are leading the table temporary, were you not alive last season? You know where we finished last season.

ANCELOTTI: But you have Diego Costa, Hazard, Willian, Ramirez, Terry and others? They can win you the EPL and CL.

MOURINHO: Win what? Stop there, do you watch them in World Cup? They can make Germany lose to MK Dons in league one. They only know how to pretend at the beginning of EPL season. I won’t be surprised if they go trophyless again this season O!

ANCELOTTI: Haaaaaaaaaa, if you go trophyless again this season Abramovich will sack you O!

MOURINHO: I know, I’ve already prepared myself to receive the sack letter O!

ANCELOTTI: I watch that goal machine last weekend, did you see that goal he scored against Man City?

MOURINHO: Who?

ANCELOTTI: Alexis Sanchez of Arsenal, that boy is a wizkid, he even pakurumo… Don’t let your defenders near him O!

MOURINHO: Haaa I’ve warned John Terry and Cahil to stay away from that boy Sanchez O!

ANCELOTTI: How is Wenger?

MOURINHO: Wenger? Arsenal fans are looking for him, they will beat him to coma if they find him o, he deceived them by saying he would sign players, he only sign this wizard Sanchez and some replacement, he refused to sign defensive midfielder and vermaelen replacement O!

ANCELOTTI: I know Wenger very well, he is a specialist in stingy, if Wenger give you One dollar to buy something he will collect his change o, very stingy man.

MOURINHO: Mind your speech towards Wenger O!, don’t try to call him specialist in failure because you will go trophyless, it happened to me last season, 24 hours after I called him specialist in failure, that was the beginning of my failure until I went trophyless for 2 years now. So mind your speech towards Wenger O!

ANCELOTTI: Thanks for telling me, but how is Fabregas doing?

MOURINHO: Fabregas what? He is there pretending with assist, he will soon flop, Barcelona are waiting to laugh when he start to flop in few months.

ANCELOTTI: So who is going to win the EPL in England?

MOURINHO: Haaaaa, I don’t know oo, the league is still open until few months, but please don’t tell anyone I say this o.

ANCELOTTI: So Arsenal still trophyless now?

MOURINHO: No oo, Arsenal are ruling London at the moment, they won two trophies within 3 months, only God knows how they did it o. I’m even beginning to think maybe I have a spiritual problem O! I was not like this before.

ANCELOTTI: Well, take heart, your time will come again.

MOURINHO: I have to go now, I need to attend to this pretender Diego Costa, he’s got another injury, we are in serious problem now.

ANCELOTTI: Wait wait wait, How is Manchester United doing?

MOURINHO: Haaaa don’t kill me with laugh o, Watford are better than Man United now o! They finished 7th on the table last season, they won many pre-season matches but only to start offering 3 points again early this season in EPL. They’ve spent about £150 million now and managed to beat QPR 4-0 a newly promoted club that Tottenham also beat 4-0 recently, they’ve been celebrating since last weekend till now just because they beat QPR O! You really need to pray for Man United because I don’t think they will go to Champions League again this season.

ANCELOTTI: You don’t mean it, are you serious? Anyway, I will call you later, I’m trying to persuade C.Ronaldo to stay at Madrid as he’s threaten to leave.

MOURINHO: Let him come to EPL, he will flop, he thinks EPL is like before? Haaaaa… I will ring you later.


End of Conversation
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Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by makkitush: 10:23pm On Sep 17, 2014
dotcomnamename:


Obviously you're suffering from Trachoma
hahahaha,just sharap.u know what am talking about. DRY COMMENT.deal with it.
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by sinokingz(m): 10:24pm On Sep 17, 2014
dotcomnamename: Phone RINGS……….. Mourinho picks the phone..



MOURINHO: Helo who is on the line?

ANCELOTTI: Its me your friend Carlo Ancelotti

MOURINHO: Haaa, Carlo how’re things in Madrid?

ANCELOTTI: Things are hot O! I don’t even know whether Real Madrid will sack me

MOURINHO: Haaa, you deserved to be sacked. How could you allow Di Maria and Ozil to join those people?

ANCELOTTI: But I thought you are leading the EPL table at the moment?

MOURINHO: Leading what? don’t you know Chelsea before? My team are only pretending, they are leading the table temporary, were you not alive last season? You know where we finished last season.

ANCELOTTI: But you have Diego Costa, Hazard, Willian, Ramirez, Terry and others? They can win you the EPL and CL.

MOURINHO: Win what? Stop there, do you watch them in World Cup? They can make Germany lose to MK Dons in league one. They only know how to pretend at the beginning of EPL season. I won’t be surprised if they go trophyless again this season O!

ANCELOTTI: Haaaaaaaaaa, if you go trophyless again this season Abramovich will sack you O!

MOURINHO: I know, I’ve already prepared myself to receive the sack letter O!

ANCELOTTI: I watch that goal machine last weekend, did you see that goal he scored against Man City?

MOURINHO: Who?

ANCELOTTI: Alexis Sanchez of Arsenal, that boy is a wizkid, he even pakurumo… Don’t let your defenders near him O!

MOURINHO: Haaa I’ve warned John Terry and Cahil to stay away from that boy Sanchez O!

ANCELOTTI: How is Wenger?

MOURINHO: Wenger? Arsenal fans are looking for him, they will beat him to coma if they find him o, he deceived them by saying he would sign players, he only sign this wizard Sanchez and some replacement, he refused to sign defensive midfielder and vermaelen replacement O!

ANCELOTTI: I know Wenger very well, he is a specialist in stingy, if Wenger give you One dollar to buy something he will collect his change o, very stingy man.

MOURINHO: Mind your speech towards Wenger O!, don’t try to call him specialist in failure because you will go trophyless, it happened to me last season, 24 hours after I called him specialist in failure, that was the beginning of my failure until I went trophyless for 2 years now. So mind your speech towards Wenger O!

ANCELOTTI: Thanks for telling me, but how is Fabregas doing?

MOURINHO: Fabregas what? He is there pretending with assist, he will soon flop, Barcelona are waiting to laugh when he start to flop in few months.

ANCELOTTI: So who is going to win the EPL in England?

MOURINHO: Haaaaa, I don’t know oo, the league is still open until few months, but please don’t tell anyone I say this o.

ANCELOTTI: So Arsenal still trophyless now?

MOURINHO: No oo, Arsenal are ruling London at the moment, they won two trophies within 3 months, only God knows how they did it o. I’m even beginning to think maybe I have a spiritual problem O! I was not like this before.

ANCELOTTI: Well, take heart, your time will come again.

MOURINHO: I have to go now, I need to attend to this pretender Diego Costa, he’s got another injury, we are in serious problem now.

ANCELOTTI: Wait wait wait, How is Manchester United doing?

MOURINHO: Haaaa don’t kill me with laugh o, Watford are better than Man United now o! They finished 7th on the table last season, they won many pre-season matches but only to start offering 3 points again early this season in EPL. They’ve spent about £150 million now and managed to beat QPR 4-0 a newly promoted club that Tottenham also beat 4-0 recently, they’ve been celebrating since last weekend till now just because they beat QPR O! You really need to pray for Man United because I don’t think they will go to Champions League again this season.

ANCELOTTI: You don’t mean it, are you serious? Anyway, I will call you later, I’m trying to persuade C.Ronaldo to stay at Madrid as he’s threaten to leave.

MOURINHO: Let him come to EPL, he will flop, he thinks EPL is like before? Haaaaa… I will ring you later.


End of Conversation
laf won scatter me ooooo

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Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by pamcode(m): 10:24pm On Sep 17, 2014
jimmy4x:
Just shut up and go to bed...its past ur bed time....
U nd I will still be alive come next Sunday, no evil shall befall u, come here nd rant again, I'll deal with you personally.
no mind d fool jare no b im fault na joblessness

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Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by Nobody: 10:24pm On Sep 17, 2014
SCOOPERJEF: The last time i checked it waz bvb2-0assnal. . .chelsea1-1shalke. . .man u ooops they didn't qualify. . . .ok i remeba mk don4-0man u
Lmaooo....y e no go pain dem...
2-0 with enuf finishing nd dribbling, Ozil there main guy lost for field sef, den carry 16m go buy garbage for Man u....I really pity Arsenal fans o
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by hermesprogidy(m): 10:27pm On Sep 17, 2014
Antell95:

Man Utd have the same amount of Champions League points this season as City and Arsenal combined
all these worwor results from english teams just shows tht manu is the true custodian of english football. The Red King will be back next season. I won't be surprised if one of these stupid english teams drops out in the first round.

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Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by Nobody: 10:27pm On Sep 17, 2014
makkitush: hahahaha,just sharap.u know what am talking about. DRY COMMENT.deal with it.
lol, bros next tym, just dey call am 2-0
d thing they pain am die.
Arsenal fans don suffer for Wenger hand.
I kon dey pity them sef...chai

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Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by ichidodo: 10:28pm On Sep 17, 2014
Tears everywhere in this thread...
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by Deepfreezer(m): 10:30pm On Sep 17, 2014
you don't play a team like schalke with kids boots. hahahaha. its always a pleasure to watch our rivals loose. #ynwa
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by ichidodo: 10:31pm On Sep 17, 2014
All my shelsae fans are crying and consoling themselves....c'mon frankie, take me outta here..

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Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by SCOOPERJEF(m): 10:31pm On Sep 17, 2014
World class keshi to replace mis-firinq welbeck @assnal for 45million€ from kuvuki united
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by sinokingz(m): 10:33pm On Sep 17, 2014
makkitush: DRY, not funny at all. Try smthing else.
if e no funny mak I turn 2 glo sim card
Re: Chelsea Vs Schalke 04 : UCL (1 - 1) On 17th September 2014 by dotcomnamename: 10:34pm On Sep 17, 2014
makkitush: hahahaha,just sharap.u know what am talking about. DRY COMMENT.deal with it.

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