felixiho:


I have only one with me tho. Ma department screened me after the officials were done. They will sign on the two documents., take one and give you the remaining one. Telling you to take it to your faculty..

i still have two with me, went to my faculty and was told to bring it during registration which is next wk

joviegghead:
yea.. Me too.. I'll advice anyone to use wema bank.. They are fast.. Bank charges: #250.. The bank charges will be paid with ur fees..

did you fill a deposit slip? What account number and name did you put? Did you take your payment advice slip along?

LiamMarshall:
did you fill a deposit slip? What account number and name did you put? Did you take your payment advice slip along?

a deposit slip was filled, in wema bank, the account number is pasted there, yes the payment advice was taken

LoriaX:
pls i have downloaded my receipt, whats next?, final enrollment or faculty/dept registration?, labodinho, others

dept/faculty screening is next.. U'll submit ur 2 remaining sets of docs.. Remember it's screening. Go to ur faculty to know the dates of ur screening..

joviegghead:
dept/faculty screening is next.. U'll submit ur 2 remaining sets of docs.. Remember it's screening. Go to ur faculty to know the dates of ur screening..

but on the small paper given and the website, its enrollment next, where you'll submit biodata, sif to screening officials/admission office, just wanna be sure tho

*sighs*
I'm so tired. It was so stressful 2day. I couldn't do my screening 2day #Biz Ad. The man was very slow and it wasn't organised at all. Twas just "survival of the SHARPEST". I had issues with my names. I had to swear an affidavit in the sch and the Lawyer was also a slow old woman. It was just a few minutes to 7 I could finish err tin and they were alrdy done for the day. They said we'll continue 2mao morning. I am passing d nyt in sch. And it all continues 2mao...
I pray God makes me scale through. Any Biz Ad who was suxexfully screened 2day

LoriaX:
but on the small paper given and the website, its enrollment next, where you'll submit biodata, sif to screening officials/admission office, just wanna be sure tho

i think that's final enrollment,and last time i checked it will commence from 16th November to 30th November.. After which u will be given clearance form..the next is what i like to call 'the real registration' at your faculty.. Anyway,i could be wrong but i know I'm right..

Trinie:
*sighs*
I'm so tired. It was so stressful 2day. I couldn't do my screening 2day #Biz Ad. The man was very slow and it wasn't organised at all. Twas just "survival of the SHARPEST". I had issues with my names. I had to swear an affidavit in the sch and the Lawyer was also a slow old woman. It was just a few minutes to 7 I could finish err tin and they were alrdy done for the day. They said we'll continue 2mao morning. I am passing d nyt in sch. And it all continues 2mao...
I pray God makes me scale through. Any Biz Ad who was suxexfully screened 2day

eeyah, sorry.. But deep down in me it sounds funny.. Just joking...you said the man was slow..hmmm..i think the word u were looking for is 'THOROUGH'. it's always like that.. I wish u success o..

Trinie:
*sighs*
I'm so tired. It was so stressful 2day. I couldn't do my screening 2day #Biz Ad. The man was very slow and it wasn't organised at all. Twas just "survival of the SHARPEST". I had issues with my names. I had to swear an affidavit in the sch and the Lawyer was also a slow old woman. It was just a few minutes to 7 I could finish err tin and they were alrdy done for the day. They said we'll continue 2mao morning. I am passing d nyt in sch. And it all continues 2mao...
I pray God makes me scale through. Any Biz Ad who was suxexfully screened 2day

eeyah, sorry.. But deep down in me it sounds funny.. Just joking...you said the man was slow..hmmm..i think the word u were looking for is 'THOROUGH' or 'DILIGENT' it's always like that.. I wish u success o..

Olawaleslimfit:
Someone should please answer me ooo. Labodinho and the rest.

You're cert./testimonial has no issue.For the DOB,just pray they collect the affidavits.

joviegghead:
i think that's final enrollment,and last time i checked it will commence from 16th November to 30th November.. After which u will be given clearance form..the next is what i like to call 'the real registration' at your faculty.. Anyway,i could be wrong but i know I'm right..

okay, thanks, 'real registration'??, is it hard or stressful?

LoriaX:
but on the small paper given and the website, its enrollment next, where you'll submit biodata, sif to screening officials/admission office, just wanna be sure tho

The faculty/dept. Reg depends on ur faculty but the final enrolment have a specific date.Both ain't going to interfere with each other cos you're submitting diff credentials for both.Any of the process might come b4 d other cos the faculty/dept might fix a date b4 the final enrolment or vice versa.so go to ur faculty to know when the reg is coming up.

Pls wen is d deadline 4 d sch fees payment

labodinho:

The faculty/dept. Reg depends on ur faculty but the final enrolment have a specific date.Both ain't going to interfere with each other cos you're submitting diff credentials for both.Any of the process might come b4 d other cos the faculty/dept might fix a date b4 the final enrolment or vice versa.so go to ur faculty to know when the reg is coming up.

pls when is fac screening for engineering

mherceedaniels:
. Thursday? Ifa hear

Why did u say "Thursday? If a hear". Do u mean it won't be out tomorrow

Youngsage:

Thursday #keepyourfingerscrossed

Sorry, not to be the doubting Thomas or anything I just want to be sure. But how sure are u that it would be out tomorrow

ayce:

Why did u say "Thursday? If a hear". Do u mean it won't be out tomorrow

hope93

Trinie:
*sighs*
I'm so tired. It was so stressful 2day. I couldn't do my screening 2day #Biz Ad. The man was very slow and it wasn't organised at all. Twas just "survival of the SHARPEST". I had issues with my names. I had to swear an affidavit in the sch and the Lawyer was also a slow old woman. It was just a few minutes to 7 I could finish err tin and they were alrdy done for the day. They said we'll continue 2mao morning. I am passing d nyt in sch. And it all continues 2mao...
I pray God makes me scale through. Any Biz Ad who was suxexfully screened 2day

dat bizAdmin man was like very slow and d most annoying thing is he told us till nextweek Wednesday but dis one i am hearing today! Did he actually tell u or he said Wednesday. I didn't do mine too today

i have been successfully screened yesterday... it was bloody, got home around 11 pm #finance abeg who knows our faculty registration date?

Oyetboy:
i have been successfully screened yesterday... it was bloody, got home around 11 pm #finance abeg who knows our faculty registration date?

team #finance...
they said we should come back on the 19th of this month

Tinashekiki:
dat bizAdmin man was like very slow and d most annoying thing is he told us till nextweek Wednesday but dis one i am hearing today! Did he actually tell u or he said Wednesday. I didn't do mine too today

I'm actually in the screening hall now, Tina. And I just saw a girl who also couldn't be screened yesterday and she said the man told'em to come on friday. But she's just here to try her luck like me. Cos Accounting students who weren't screened on Tuesday were attended to first yesterday. Now I'm seeing more than One Biz Ad student in this hall so I also don't know What's Up till d man comes

Pls when is biz admin faculty reg

Trinie:

I'm actually in the screening hall now, Tina. And I just saw a girl who also couldn't be screened yesterday and she said the man told'em to come on friday. But she's just here to try her luck like me. Cos Accounting students who weren't screened on Tuesday were attended to first yesterday. Now I'm seeing more than One Biz Ad student in this hall so I also don't know What's Up till d man comes

nawa o!

gabriellebanks:
huh! U saw me? Left around 1pm

i didnt see u but uhm did u wear a pink dress?

gabriellebanks:
huh! U saw me? Left around 1pm

i met tommybaba infact we were both excited to c eachother. Av u gone to idi araba to do your faculty registration cos i went dere yesterday and i got mine done

complexity:
i met tommybaba infact we were both excited to c eachother. Av u gone to idi araba to do your faculty registration cos i went dere yesterday and i got mine done

ahn ahn....I tot dey said we are to do it @faculty of sciences.......nd whn I got dre dey said we shld come back on tuesday next week!!!!! Pls au did u do urs?

Pls what is d. Unilag jamb combo for accounting. Thanks

Do u wish to help others who want to write stories in section A of their English Essay questions?If yes click here
http://ngschoolportal.com/p/5758/frequently-used-axioms-proverbs-and-sayings-by-examination-b and put down the saying and its illustration.God blesses a cheerful giver.

complexity:
i met tommybaba infact we were both excited to c eachother. Av u gone to idi araba to do your faculty registration cos i went dere yesterday and i got mine done

pls did u pay in idi araba?..nd faculty of science reg is on tuesday o

kiddie:

pls when is fac screening for engineering

someone should answer this guy o....is there any specific date for engineering faculty registration?

I was in my final year at college when this happened. I bumped into Toni, an old friend at high school. She was newly admitted after spending some years working to raise funds for college. We were both happy to see each other. I soon started to survey her physique… her bum bum is so specially carved, big and rotund in the jeans she was wearing. I thought in my mind that ‘this babe must not pass me o’. I soon begin to plot how I’ll see her like the day her mama gave birth to her. We chatted, exchanged phone numbers and bade each other goodbye. Later at night when I got home, I buzzed her and we started chatting. At first, I tried not to sound desperate so we only talked about normal things. We chatted about movies. The campus generally seemed to be of little interests to her. We soon graduated to long frequent calls. Over time Toni and I got closer and started a platonic relationship. I find Toni really attractive. The sex appeal that oozed from her whenever we were together often gave me unwanted erections. Sometimes, my dick would rise by just thinking about her. We were becoming close and it was time I let her in on it. After some months, I invited her to my place. She came. Don’t start thinking that I rushed her o. Nothing happened. But of course I hugged her when she came in and her big breasts felt really good on my chest. While we talked, I kept glancing at her boobs. She soon noticed and asked me what I was looking at. I said nothing o. I cooked for her, we ate together and then watched some movies. She eventually left. From then on, things began to happen. As weekend approached, I asked her if she could spend the weekend with me. She said ‘maybe’. I instantly knew that her bum bum was mine to chop. The following days, I kept fit, ate those holy water boosting foods I know about… *wink*. Saturday soon came. I called to know what time she would come. She said in the evening. I was so excited. I cleaned up the room and arranged everything neatly and orderly. You’ll think the President of the United States of America is ‘coming’ to visit my crib. She eventually arrived. The bear hug I hugged her was as soothing as I had anticipated. This time around I held her by the hip while we hugged. I fought the temptation of holding behind the hip… no need to rush since we have all the night. I gently asked if she would do the cooking… she said she came prepared for that. While she was busy at the kitchen, I made sure romance blues flowed from the home theatre continuously. Mehn, Toni is a real good cook. My tongue didn’t help matters at all. It kept flying around in my mouth and got severely bitten by happily chewing teeth. Toni had to beg me to eat slowly before I could finish the food in peace. After supper, we took turns to bath… then settled on the bed to watch movies. 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Then I started to grind my waist. As the sensation went from her womanliness to all parts of her body, she started to moan louder… yuuuhhhhhssshhhhh… aaaasssshhhh…. Then with steady and slow rythm I began to pound her. I could feel the sensations going through her because as I bleeped her she wriggled restlessly. The nerve endings in her Kitty-Cat got all the beautiful feelings they were made to get. My dick was stiff and primed for action. I started to pummel her and she moaned to my pleasure. When the wetness below became too much, I withdrew and positioned her on all fours. I had to use both hands to separate her huge bum bum to reveal the goal post. When I went in from behind, she cried out my name o… "Randy Maaaaannnn." I began to bang her from behind. Doggy is sweet o. ladies love it. But some of them pretend they don’t like the style so that men won’t seem them as sluts. I looked from sideways to look those two big oranges going back and forth as I rammed her. 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But she can't die nau. It is the ecstasy of the moment. I gently pushed her down and turned her on her side such that she faced the wall, and I positioned her top leg, the left one at angle 90. I slid two fingers in and began to finger her, she shut her eyes and when it was really getting into her, she started to cry and hit the wall frantically. My fingers found the area I was looking for… somewhere above her camel toe. I caressed it lovingly, giving it some care and attention. Then I slid my dick in again. I drilled her for a few minutes when I felt her Kitty-Cat walls tighten around my rod. I maintained the tempo and the angle that got her Kitty- Cat to tighten. Her moaning changed to ahhh… eeehhh… oohhh… yeeeh… Short moans with heavy breath. Then she did something crazy. She gave her bum bum a heavy slap. Hmmmm... what is this supposed to mean nau? She slapped her ass again. I got the message, so I helped her. As I slapped her bum bum, her Kitty-Cat shock my rod from inside of her. Then squirts of yoghurt gushed out of her pot. The crazy gal collapsed on the floor, arched her hip up and shot out more squirts. If I were fully turgid, she would have broken my dick as she suddenly crashed down… some girls can be so careless! I felt thirsty and went to the fridge to get cold water. She couldn’t rise from the floor. I had to carry her to the bed. She was completely exhausted and sweaty. I was happy I did a good job. Every guy is looking for a job, but don't bother or care to do a good job. I looked her eyes closed lying on the bed with no expression across her face. I poured some water into the cup, raised her head up and gave her water to drink. She opened her eyes and fixed a gaze on me. When the cup became empty, I gave her another fill to drink. Then I dropped the cup and lay beside her. The words she uttered next rang alarm in my head. “Randy Man… I love you.” Holy Smokie! I pretended as if I didn’t hear what she said. She repeated the same words again. I couldn’t reply her so I bent over and just kissed her lips while she wrapped her arms around my neck and hug me till she fell asleep. In my mind, I wasn’t comfortable. What the bleep is the relationship between ladies and love? What is love sef? Love means different things to different girls. To some girls, it means money. To others,, it could mean emotional attachment or a love blind guy who runs errands for them. Whatever love means, I don’t think I am ready to tie my life on the neck of one woman… haba… that decision is not easy to make o. When guys have sex, it doesn’t really mean much to them. Often times, they just want to empty their balls and walk away. Ladies on the other hand attach so much emotion to sex… I don’t know why… maybe that is how women are ‘programmed’. However, the times have changed. The age when people have sex only as a means of procreation is long gone. People now have sex just for the sake of having sex. So for a lady to become emotionally attached to a guy over a few rounds of sex… I don’t just get it. Ladies should try to understand that it is not every tom, dick and harry that toast them or have sex with them that really love them. Most of such guys have no intentions of ‘love’ in mind… they just want to Bleep… maybe Bleep again and then… he goes his way… she goes her way… and that’s all.