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Doctors Discover Fast Way To Loose Weight …(must Read) by FNNEWS: 2:09pm On Sep 18, 2014
A Nigerian Doctor working with a team of medical experts in Los Angeles have discovered a very reliable way to loose weight without much stress.

The medical team which were working on the research for two years have finally concluded their findings.

In an exclusive Press Conference with FNN correspondent at the Los Angeles General Hospital, LA, the Nigerian doctor, Dr. Chukwumerijie Orjika disclosed that their research revealed that HIV patients easily reduce weight without using drugs.

Hence, the experiment was conducted by introducing a strain of HIV+ virus into select over-weight individuals who willingly submitted themselves for the research (they were mostly pimps and prostitutes).

In another control experiment, a group of obese individuals were introduced to popular weight reducing drugs.

After one month intensive study and diagnosis, those who were introduced to the HIV+ virus were found to have drastically reduced weight. However, the other group of people had lost only an insignificant body mass.

The research team were proud to table their findings to the World Health Organisation. Part of their recommendations was the use of controlled HIV viruses in battling obesity.

The World Health Organisation is yet to release an official statement on whether they will adopt the recommendations. FNN promises to keep you updated as events progress.

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Re: Doctors Discover Fast Way To Loose Weight …(must Read) by Nobody: 7:53pm On Sep 18, 2014
Of course....this article is not to be taken seriously.

The research itself violates ethics in so many ways

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