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Joke Of The Century by drsolob2(m): 4:20pm On Sep 18, 2014
A new CRK teacher, transferred to a JSS 2
class during the mid term, wanted to know
how well the students understood the
syllabus so far. He decided to start from the
last topic the previous teacher had taught,
"Hello class, who broke down the walls of
Jericho?" There was a full minute of
absolute silence. All the students just stared
at him blankly. The teacher then pointed at
the students in the front desk to answer the
question. The students began responding.
Amos: "Sir I'm a new student here, I just
started this school last week." John: "Sir the
day the walls was broken, I didn't come to
school, I swear" MARY: "Sir I only passed by
the walls of Jericho, I didn't even touch it,
as it was already broken when I passed it."
Rufus: "Sir, I didn't even know the walls had
been broken, until you mentioned it now."
The teacher became so shocked and
infuriated, "What!!!" He screamed. The
Students began murmuring amongst
themselves that the new teacher is so
mean. The teacher, shocked by their
ignorance, stormed to the principals office
to tell him what happened. The principal
kindly responded, "Sorry about that. You
know how mischievous these JSS students
can be? Always destroying things and later
denying it. But be rest assured, this matter
would be fully investigated. Just write down
the total cost in fixing the said wall, and at
the next PTA meeting the issue would be
discussed" Who is more stupid, the
students or the principal?
Re: Joke Of The Century by nairalife2013(m): 4:33pm On Sep 18, 2014
D teacher is mo silly, askin such a question in saudi arabia! grin
Re: Joke Of The Century by Amthol(m): 4:36pm On Sep 18, 2014
......niceeee smiley
Re: Joke Of The Century by Greenified(m): 4:38pm On Sep 18, 2014
Werey re o o o
Re: Joke Of The Century by drsolob2(m): 4:47pm On Sep 18, 2014
nairalife2013: D teacher is mo silly, askin such a question in saudi arabia! grin
Is it the teacher or the principal that is daft
Re: Joke Of The Century by nairalife2013(m): 5:00pm On Sep 18, 2014
drsolob2:
Is it the teacher or the principal that is daft
principal

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