In an obviously ill thought out move to seem relevant, the Nigerian broadcasting Commission (NBC) has slammed a ban on Nigeria’s latest tune export, ‘shoki’.

The media adviser of the NBC who spoke at a press briefing told FNN correspondent that ” the song ‘Shoki’ which is a Yoruba slang for ‘quickie’ has spread to other African countries and everybody is singing what they don’t understand, even my two year old daughter came to my room and just started muttering ‘ahh shoki’, its a scary experience, so we banned it”.

This directive has not gone down well with media houses and the end consumers of the monster banger as there was a protest in front of the NBC office with the protester mounting massive sub-woofer speakers and putting the deafening song on repeat and shouting ‘Ahh Shoki’.

More to follow.

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SOURCE: http:///2014/09/banned-shoki-nbc/

As if dat 'thing' was music in d first place.....
Gone re d days of songs.

this is no reason.

mtchewww

*excess tym*
soo dey banned shoki,,,,we are d girls nd cure for ebola

rubbish... do music really get banned in 9ja??
abeg banned from who?? media houses abi? that still doesn't stop the spread of the music.....
infact this one sef nah Shoki awareness... person wey neva hear am go like hear am...

Segunj8: As if dat 'thing' was music in d first place.....
Gone re d days of songs.

pweedyuz: mtchewww
*excess tym*
soo dey banned shoki,,,,we are d girls nd cure for ebola

Enyogbe: rubbish... do music really get banned in 9ja??
abeg banned from who?? media houses abi? that still doesn't stop the spread of the music.....
infact this one sef nah Shoki awareness... person wey neva hear am go like hear am...

Let me guess you guys missed this part....

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Ahhhh shoki! aahhhh shoki!!

FNN = fake news Nigeria..

Ahh shoki!!!

Now, I go wan hear am.

If ah hear! This isn't true.

Bleep them http://ournaija.cf

Lol. Saw it somewhere today. But why dm dy ban am now when d song dn circulate finish

Segunj8: As if dat 'thing' was music in d first place.....
Gone re d days of songs.

Mtchhheeeew! Stop talking about THOSE DAYS as if D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ were like d days heaven was on earth.
Go and check your daughter's music library on her fone
She has Shoki by Orezi
Shoki by lil'kesh
Shoki remix by lil'kesh davido and olamide
Shoky by Dresan
Shoki by Tekno and B-red
Shoki remix by lil' kesh ft eva alordiah

Stop criticizing when Ɣơ̴͡u̶̲̥̅̊ can't sing your own song

Fake song, fake dance. Lousy lyrics

Nairalanders will fall for anything
una no dey see FAKE NAIJA NEWS?!

dania30: Lol. Saw it somewhere today. But why dm dy ban am now when d song dn circulate finish

where dem even ban am? On Channel O? Soundcity? Abi MTV BASE? Jonzers! Who dey watch d yeye local tv channels b4? Niger sabi form rubbish sha. Smh

Every one dances to this song including this man! So pls stop making unneccessary awareness!!

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There are worst songs dat shld av bin banned. There is no genuine reason for dis act.

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shoki korr konji nii

[size=30pt] they should go and ban daddy shoki and his old songs too
my people don't mind them let shoki to shoki[/size]

FNN...keep up d good lies.we'll be waiting for more fake news

haryomikun:
Mtchhheeeew! Stop talking about THOSE DAYS as if D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ were like d days heaven was on earth.
Go and check your daughter's music library on her fone
She has Shoki by Orezi
Shoki by lil'kesh
Shoki remix by lil'kesh davido and olamide
Shoky by Dresan


Stop criticizing when Ɣơ̴͡u̶̲̥̅̊ can't sing your own song

Cool down man, I want you to know dat music is not just about d beat.. But The message it is passing nd dats y 2face will always b at d Top.


Nd I don't hv to sing to know what good music is all about.

What we call songs nowadays sef...
U listen to a track and the title is repeated severally just to get it past the 3min mark




Was watching Sekem video some weeks back and i realized the crux of the song was to teach the sekem move>>>*hands on your waist...blah blah blah*.I was like...



P.S. I knw itz FNN but most of songs lack essence...#MyPoint

u banned the music cos ur 2 yrs old sang it, rubbish. for your information we are Nigerian things like this only make us ask for more. I never hear the song but I go make sure say I look for am today. with this awareness this song go sell too much

FNN=FAKE NAIJA NEWS...... I see yur handwork o

Guykhena:

Let me guess you guys missed this part....

don't mind Biko... I almost forgot it was in the joke section.... :-)

WoodcrestMayor:
What we call songs nowadays sef...
U listen to a track and the title is repeated severally just to get it past the 3min mark




Was watching Sekem video some weeks back and i realized the crux of the song was to teach the sekem move>>>*hands on your waist...blah blah blah*.I was like...



P.S. I knw itz FNN but most of songs lack essence...#MyPoint

if u listen well to uwku timaya just said like 55word in total
#teamShoki
Ahhshoki