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Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by Nobody: 10:36pm On Sep 20, 2014
flowjoe: Naija girls have a funny way of asking if u have a girlfriend, they 'll be like 'don't allow ur GF to come and break my head oooooooh.— Bright Okpocha
grin grin this is sooo freaking truu & I always reply "naah I don't have a girlfriend" grin
dairissss God oo d lies u are shiaring darissGodooo

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Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by Sylas: 10:45pm On Sep 20, 2014
20pounds: FFK is a fresh kid o. No wonder he left the janjaw33ds.

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were ni bobo yi sha je ki BRF ra e gba, osu mefa ni kirikiri
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by Nobody: 10:54pm On Sep 20, 2014
Yomieluv: You bought suya for girl,dey eat onion,claiming vegetarian,you mumu na x2.
LoL
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by Nobody: 10:57pm On Sep 20, 2014
# 6 n 13 got me Chuckling
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by Nobody: 10:59pm On Sep 20, 2014
U spent a lot of money to coach ur village girlfrnd yet shes still forming sulia kan

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Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by slimmoney(m): 11:02pm On Sep 20, 2014
floragregs: Most of those tweets are from parody accounts! Too many parody accounts on twitter lots of people will think it's from the real people.
esp dat nkem owoh own

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Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by ATDON(m): 11:44pm On Sep 20, 2014
5,10,11, grin
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by Sunshinelady(f): 12:04am On Sep 21, 2014
oyatmicah: Comedian Gordons @GordonComedian
Rappers be like "I'm killing them snitches, smackin Dem bitches, smokin
blunts n f*ckin hoes!" *Wins award* Rapper: "I just wanna thank God"

Comedian Gordons @GordonComedian
Upcoming artistes with their 1st track will be shouting "U already know
who it is!!". How we want take know? Did we attend same WAEC lesson?

Comedian Gordons @GordonComedian
U re wondering why your mom's prayer ain't working? how will it work
when She's praying for Oluchi Ugwu & u've changed ur name 2 Nicki
Cole.
. OMG, hahahahahaha
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by mcpat(m): 12:21am On Sep 21, 2014
floragregs: Most of those tweets are from parody accounts! Too many parody accounts on twitter lots of people will think it's from the real people.
Parody account?? naija celebs how long have you been tweeting ?
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by Nobody: 12:41am On Sep 21, 2014
so nkem owoh has time for Twitter..
that guy cracked me up..I'm a die hard fan..

i was gonna give it all to him till i saw sir partrick's tweet..cheesygrincheesy that guy is damn hilariously controversialcheesygrincheesy
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by zika1(f): 12:56am On Sep 21, 2014
Hahaha. Nkem no go wonjo me ooo. D picmix enter no be small
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by godman01(m): 6:31am On Sep 21, 2014
lalasticlala: number 1 about bloggers is very hilarious

11 is very true, that's how babes use to know if a guy has a babe.
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by Sike(m): 6:58am On Sep 21, 2014
Basket mouth is the boss!
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by floragregs(f): 8:26am On Sep 21, 2014
mcpat:
Parody account?? naija celebs how long have you been tweeting ?
u must be a learner! Go and check well u will see what i'm saying. I said most of them I didn't say all.
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by joe17: 8:47am On Sep 21, 2014
floragregs: u must be a learner! Go and check well u will see what i'm saying. I said most of them I didn't say all.
Dnt derail ds thread girl
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by joe17: 8:48am On Sep 21, 2014
floragregs: u must be a learner! Go and check well u will see what i'm saying. I said most of them I didn't say all.
U guys shud nt derail ds thread.
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by PassingShot(m): 9:37am On Sep 21, 2014
I find #13 to be the funniest.

"Most Girls pray For Hardworking men,Yet they don't respond To Greetings From Bricklayers sad :s— Bright Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)May 10, 2013"
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by floragregs(f): 9:47am On Sep 21, 2014
joe17: U guys shud nt derail ds thread.
did I say anything that affected the thread wrongly? Abeg park well jor
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by joe17: 10:00am On Sep 21, 2014
floragregs: did I say anything that affected the thread wrongly? Abeg park well jor
Ok
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by mcpat(m): 1:26pm On Sep 21, 2014
floragregs: u must be a learner! Go and check well u will see what i'm saying. I said most of them I didn't say all.
most means nearly/almost all, meaning just a few celebs profile are real..
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by Nobody: 2:01pm On Sep 21, 2014
iceberylin: Nkem owoh is d bomb cheesy cheesy
very funny, but seriously I doubt it if Nkem Owoh knows what picmix is.....guess the tweet must have been from a parody account.

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Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by JideTheBlogger(m): 2:11pm On Sep 21, 2014
11 Naija girls have a funny way of asking if u have a girlfriend, they 'll be like 'don't allow ur GF to come and break my head oooooooh.— Bright Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)September 14, 2013

17 U go carry cement for backyard come tweet "Just back from the Gym" ...God is Watching You"— Nkem Owoh (@MrOsuofia)October 4, 2013
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by floragregs(f): 2:58pm On Sep 21, 2014
mcpat:
most means nearly/almost all, meaning just a few celebs profile are real..
no dear, most of the above tweets I meant.
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by akandea(m): 4:17pm On Sep 21, 2014
Gordon no well Abeg!
6,7 and 8 really cracked my rib
But Patrick wicked sha
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by assume3(m): 4:30pm On Sep 21, 2014
Yomieluv: You bought suya for girl,dey eat onion,claiming vegetarian,you mumu na x2.
Lmao!
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by rosebase(f): 8:13pm On Sep 21, 2014
dis is sooooo funny
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by Theanonymous9: 9:00pm On Sep 21, 2014
GOBE is when you're offered 7.1million naira for sex and you refused but on your way home you get ra.ped. ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡)"
ROFL!!!
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by DaBullIT(m): 9:54pm On Sep 21, 2014
2. Barber dey heaven and beyond
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by BabieGhagha(f): 11:37pm On Sep 21, 2014
basket mouth won't finsh me.dat guy is very funny
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by Ann2deals(f): 4:05pm On Sep 22, 2014
Yomieluv: You bought suya for girl,dey eat onion,claiming vegetarian,you mumu na x2.
is not mumu is called love in toque tyns 100 %.
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Celebrities by SenatorJames(m): 9:35pm On Sep 24, 2014
@15. Haaaaa! Why LAUTECH of all schools? I give up on this.


I cant believe this about my alma mata.

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