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Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash by oluvick(m): 2:19pm On Sep 20, 2014
1. I was made to wash as a child.
2. People who wash are hypochrites - they
rechon they're cleaner than other people.
3. There are so many different kinds of soap, I
could never decide which one was right.
4. I used to wash, but it got boring, so I
stopped.
5. I still wash on special occassions, like
Christmas and Easter.
6. None of my friends wash.
7. I'm still young. When I'm older and have
got a bit dirtier I might start washing.
8. I realy don't have time.
9. The bathroom's never warm enough.
10. People who make soap are only after your
money.

Daft, isn't it? We all need to wash, and we
know it. There's no argument!
And we all need a personal friendship with
Jesus, too. The need may not be quite so
obvious, but it's there all the time.
Jesus can do something soap and water can
never do: He can make us clean on the inside!
And that can't be bad!
Like to know how He does it? We'd be glad to
expalin - without flannel or soft soap!

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