1. You can prove you have a beer

2. there are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you

3. you don't have to wait 2000+ years for another beer

4. nobody's ever been burned, hanged or tortured over his brand of beer

5. when you have a beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it
away

6. they don't force beer on minors, who can't think for themselves

7. no beer has ever caused a major war

8. beer doesn't tell you how to have sex

9. no one will kill you for not drinking beer

10. if you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop

Some of the Reasons Why Religion Is Better than Beer:

1.Too much religion does not induce vomiting.

2.There's no chance of waking up in bed naked with an unattractive stranger after too much religion.

3.Jesus is free; beer is not

4.Religion has alot fewer calories.

5.Holy water doesn't affect your sense of balance.

6.Religion won't give you a hangover.

7.Your spouse won't complain that your breath stinks of religion.

8.You can have as much religion as you like, and still drive home later.

9.Your religion won't shatter if you drop it on the ground.

10.You can shake up your religion, and it won't explode.

11.You don't have to get your stomach pumped for overdosing on religion.

12.The day after going to church, you can remember everything that happened.

13.You don't have to worry about getting religion stains on your clothes.

14.Saying "Oh, God!" is much more fun in church than kneeling over the toilet.

15.The police won't arrest you for accepting Jesus under age.

17.It's okay to drive and be open to Jesus.

18.Jesus was crucified for our sins beer is just pasteurized.

19.Try driving a nail through a can of beer and see what happens.

20.Too much religion won't kill you. (Perhaps just the opposite!)

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I can see the two pple above me reserving a space....nw they are 3 ooo

Why do I keep imagining Klint the Drunk saying those words as I read them? Lol

Hmmmn. Buh Beer can't and won't guarantee your fate after life, besides, ΐτ̅ hasn't caused a major war buh the some minor ones too have sent potentials to their early graves plus other worse things too.
Just saying tho.

Epathra: Hmmmn. Buh Beer can't and won't guarantee your fate after life, besides, ΐτ̅ hasn't caused a major war buh the some minor ones too have sent potentials to their early graves plus other worse things too.
Just saying tho.

Well, Epathra, what guarantee do we have that there's even an afterlife? And mind you the thread says "Better", so by comparison a few "minor ones" is still much more better than the millions lost to the crusaders, witch hunters and jihadists. Just saying tho.

Tallesty1: Some of the Reasons Why Religion Is Better than Beer:

1.Too much religion does not induce vomiting.

2.There's no chance of waking up in bed naked with an unattractive stranger after too much religion.

3.Jesus is free; beer is not

4.Religion has alot fewer calories.

5.Holy water doesn't affect your sense of balance.

6.Religion won't give you a hangover.

7.Your spouse won't complain that your breath stinks of religion.

8.You can have as much religion as you like, and still drive home later.

9.Your religion won't shatter if you drop it on the ground.

10.You can shake up your religion, and it won't explode.

11.You don't have to get your stomach pumped for overdosing on religion.

12.The day after going to church, you can remember everything that happened.

13.You don't have to worry about getting religion stains on your clothes.

14.Saying "Oh, God!" is much more fun in church than kneeling over the toilet.

15.The police won't arrest you for accepting Jesus under age.

17.It's okay to drive and be open to Jesus.

18.Jesus was crucified for our sins beer is just pasteurized.

19.Try driving a nail through a can of beer and see what happens.

20.Too much religion won't kill you. (Perhaps just the opposite!)

Niceeee

Too much religion kills..... All we need is love

you can vote for a bad and dangerous man for President, Senate, Governor, etc, just because he shares the same religion with you.
but if you drink beer with a bad and dangerous man, you tell him to his face that he is bad.

Tallesty1: Some of the Reasons Why Religion Is Better than Beer:

1.Too much religion does not induce vomiting.

2.There's no chance of waking up in bed naked with an unattractive stranger after too much religion.

3.Jesus is free; beer is not

4.Religion has alot fewer calories.

5.Holy water doesn't affect your sense of balance.

6.Religion won't give you a hangover.

7.Your spouse won't complain that your breath stinks of religion.

8.You can have as much religion as you like, and still drive home later.

9.Your religion won't shatter if you drop it on the ground.

10.You can shake up your religion, and it won't explode.

11.You don't have to get your stomach pumped for overdosing on religion.

12.The day after going to church, you can remember everything that happened.

13.You don't have to worry about getting religion stains on your clothes.

14.Saying "Oh, God!" is much more fun in church than kneeling over the toilet.

15.The police won't arrest you for accepting Jesus under age.

17.It's okay to drive and be open to Jesus.

18.Jesus was crucified for our sins beer is just pasteurized.

19.Try driving a nail through a can of beer and see what happens.

20.Too much religion won't kill you. (Perhaps just the opposite!)

1 religion messed you up by following rules and not thinking logically
2. religion makes you hate people you have never seen
3. religion makes you kill all in the hope of some heaven virgin
4. religion create terrorist group that will blow themself and innocent people alike.
5.religion take 10% of yout earning without explaining what the money will be used for.
6. religion is dangerous