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Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by InwehAkpevwe(m): 10:21am On Sep 22, 2014
Let's laff a bit...

U GO FEAR ENGLISH......loooolz
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my
back.
2. Stop making noise like empty
sardine tins
of milk.
3. Take 5cm wire of my length.
4. All of you stand in a straight
circle.
5. Be quiet… the principal just
passing
away.
6. I have 3 daughters, they are all
girls.
7. Did you see me on the radio
yesterday?
8. Both of the 3 of you, get out of
my class.
9. The son of the man is a boy.
10. This is your permanent place,
sit here for
the mean time.
11. Take the lead and follow me.
12. I would rather kill myself than
commit
suicide.
13. She is a boy.
14. I saw you last night early this
morning.
15. Why shy I shy, am I a children?
16. Pls increase the volume of the
window,heat is happening to me.
...Feel free to add urs...

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Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by godofwar666(m): 10:45am On Sep 22, 2014
@OP nice one! Stead of you to thank the lord for seeing this beautiful morning but then its none of my business, his btwn you and Him #sipping hot tea
Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by Nobody: 10:50am On Sep 22, 2014
Ive never heard anybody saying this

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Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by Damsman10(m): 10:52am On Sep 22, 2014
na my mama born me

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Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by egopersonified(f): 11:11am On Sep 22, 2014
Never heard any of these applied in a conversation.

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Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by hakunajay(m): 2:31pm On Sep 22, 2014
Except of course mama P

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Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by InwehAkpevwe(m): 6:16pm On Sep 22, 2014
feran14:
Ive never heard anybody saying this
Its either u av nt noticed it or u b adjebuta wen neva comot 4 VI since dem born am...
Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by InwehAkpevwe(m): 6:18pm On Sep 22, 2014
egopersonified: Never heard any of these applied in a conversation.
... Observe very well... Its unconsciously said most tym
Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by Nobody: 6:18pm On Sep 22, 2014
InwehAkpevwe: Its either u av nt noticed it or u b adjebuta wen neva comot 4 VI since dem born am...
nope.. am sure NO nigerian talks like this except in unfunny nigerian comedy movies
Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by MightyFortress: 9:12pm On Sep 22, 2014
InwehAkpevwe: Let's laff a bit...

U GO FEAR ENGLISH......loooolz
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my
back.
2. Stop making noise like empty
sardine tins
of milk.
3. Take 5cm wire of my length.
4. All of you stand in a straight
circle.
5. Be quiet… the principal just
passing
away.
6. I have 3 daughters, they are all
girls.
7. Did you see me on the radio
yesterday?
8. Both of the 3 of you, get out of
my class.
9. The son of the man is a boy.
10. This is your permanent place,
sit here for
the mean time.
11. Take the lead and follow me.
12. I would rather kill myself than
commit
suicide.
13. She is a boy.
14. I saw you last night early this
morning.
15. Why shy I shy, am I a children?
16. Pls increase the volume of the
window,heat is happening to me.
...Feel free to add urs...
nice onee...
Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by InwehAkpevwe(m): 12:47pm On Sep 23, 2014
feran14: nope.. am sure NO nigerian talks like this except in unfunny nigerian comedy movies
really
Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by tochex4real: 2:47pm On Sep 23, 2014
What did I told u to do
Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by InwehAkpevwe(m): 5:58am On Sep 26, 2014
tochex4real: What did I told u to do
I dnt jst get u
Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by fr3do(m): 3:22pm On Sep 26, 2014
Exaggerated
Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by Millate01: 9:30pm On Sep 26, 2014
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Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by SegunFlames(m): 2:04pm On Sep 27, 2014
"I have not putten my name down" grin
Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by princebergz(m): 8:23pm On Oct 01, 2014
you are a fool... illogical Rantings
Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by whillyamz98(m): 12:18am On Oct 20, 2014
I am coming to come and see you.
Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by swanky65(f): 10:24pm On Oct 21, 2014
[color=#990000][/color] kiss kisswen sum1 calls u bk nd u tell d person u are comin while walkin away
Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by PAINGAIN: 8:41am On Oct 22, 2014
These r d ones I hear all the time....1, I dey hear d smell or I dey hear d scent(perfume) 2, its a penarity(penalty).
Re: Funny Things Nigerians Often Say Unconciously by Fabdedon(m): 4:31pm On Nov 29, 2014
.ehh ur sleeping twice twice oya come down once once..

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