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Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by Seun(m): 2:20pm On Sep 22, 2005 |
In the spirit of Oprah's 2004 $7 million 276 car give-away last year, Oprah Winfrey has just given away 276 free men to deserving members of her audience! The Onion reports that, "Winfrey watched elated as the men knelt before their awestruck new mates and delivered gallant kisses and professions of undying affection. The men Winfrey gave away are guaranteed to enjoy snuggling, to find the few extra pounds gained over time 'cute,' and to have read at least three books by the poet Maya Angelou." http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40759 What do you think? |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by vexxy(f): 2:24pm On Sep 22, 2005 |
Looks like the excuse of "No good men left" is true seeing as though Oprah was hiding 276 of them! |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by angelak(f): 2:29pm On Sep 22, 2005 |
Seun i don't really get. Are these men meant to marry these ladies abi date them? please explain futher what she had in mind? |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by Seun(m): 2:36pm On Sep 22, 2005 |
According to the Onion article, it seems the women are expected to date and marry the free men. And it was a surprise! Make sure you read the entire news article . |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by gina34(f): 2:42pm On Sep 22, 2005 |
This sound funny to me. |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by vexxy(f): 2:48pm On Sep 22, 2005 |
. . . and the ones who declined the men had an all expense paid visit to a deluxe spa! |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by angelak(f): 2:51pm On Sep 22, 2005 |
How can one book a sit in oprah's show? |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by Seun(m): 2:57pm On Sep 22, 2005 |
So you want a free man too, heh? What about all the lovely men on this site? |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by shockreaction(m): 3:12pm On Sep 22, 2005 |
Well, last time I checked, stories reported/posted on the Onion aren't real |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by Scorpio(f): 3:36pm On Sep 22, 2005 |
The woman obviously dosen't know what to do with all that time she has! free men, Ha! |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by whizkid(f): 3:37pm On Sep 22, 2005 |
I wonder what the men would get in return, that is apart from the ladies ( but of course this isn't for real huh?) |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by hotangel2(f): 4:43pm On Sep 22, 2005 |
Talking about the oprah thing. Which day's oprah was that? I have been missing oprah lately.. i guess that explains why i havent seen this. This is new.. wow. I gat to find more about it. But heyyy oprah is funny though.. free men? |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by whiteshark(m): 6:14pm On Sep 22, 2005 |
R u serious? Free men 4 real? well I don think this kind of merger would hold for long oh.. What were the parameters that was used to hook man to woman in this case? How would a tall handsome male feel when he is given a short fat damsel or vis a vis? There has to be a catch that we are not suppose to know but it's okay for the publicity. She ( Oprah ) always gets around to doing these sorts or suprises sha so no yawa,,, Make dem carry go !!!
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Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by Latoya(f): 3:09am On Sep 23, 2005 |
Ha this is too good to be true,free men ke? i will be number one to be put on the line o.let me know what the criterias are |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by Seun(m): 4:33am On Sep 23, 2005 |
Ok, it's not true, but if you watched the video of the what happened last year when she gave away free cars, you'll find it so funny. She was jumping up and down just like in the picture, shouting, "Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car!!" The woman were hysterical, jumping up and down, hugging each other, screaming, etc. It was the funniest thing I ever saw! |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by Latoya(f): 5:45am On Sep 23, 2005 |
I saw the free cars videos,so do u mean the free men thing isnt true? |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by hotangel2(f): 5:54am On Sep 23, 2005 |
Talking about Oprah... The free cars own was deff funny.. but i don't know about this free men ohh. Well no big deal about it.. Men are commodities i get. hehe |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by ProfCares(m): 10:43am On Sep 23, 2005 |
Free men or free cars, i guess u gals are interested alot. What u are looking for is right here on ur door step.....There is nothing new on this earth. Beware of Free Men and Free Cars |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by whiteshark(m): 2:04am On Sep 25, 2005 |
[b]...news updates..............[/b] Some of the chick don dey mend oh.. Dem say the men nor wan...........
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Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by salako: 1:26pm On Sep 26, 2005 |
All those men are ex-convicts. The show is part of their rehabilitation. |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by angelak(f): 1:37pm On Sep 26, 2005 |
ajsalako: are you sure of what you are saying! |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by Scorpio(f): 12:56am On Sep 27, 2005 |
ajsalako: |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by Seun(m): 1:32am On Sep 27, 2005 |
This is a wonderful idea for rehabilitation of male ex-convicts. Auction them off to lonely women on TV shows! |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by Bibi(m): 11:43am On Sep 27, 2005 |
Next year I think it will be free babes. Guys, better find ways to be in the audience next year. Babes, better find a way to make it to Oprahs 276 free babes next year.... |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by kamakula: 9:44pm On Sep 28, 2005 |
umm Seun. . i still think ppl think this is for real |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by EzehM(m): 4:42pm On Sep 29, 2005 |
She should try giving away a few of our Nigerian leaders. Not for a short period, permanently if possible. |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by Owen(m): 2:19pm On Oct 06, 2005 |
I wish they could give out free women here too... |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by gina34(f): 2:35pm On Oct 06, 2005 |
Ole |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by hotangel2(f): 3:59pm On Oct 06, 2005 |
women aint cheap commodities. MEN are. |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by Owen(m): 4:31pm On Oct 06, 2005 |
Speak for your self...I'm a guy I come across girls every day of my life... |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by hotangel2(f): 7:59pm On Oct 06, 2005 |
come accross them. YES! Get them for free?? maybe sluts! |
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by Owen(m): 8:35am On Oct 07, 2005 |
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