NIGERIA....MY BELOVED COUNTRY
• Where our mothers use ice
cream bowls to store
pepper in the fridge
• Where ladies don't accept...
flowers for valentine or birthday.
• Where lizard go look ur
eyeball, nod him head say
notin dey happen guy"
• Where a blind beggar will
reject a fake Naira note.
• Where Groundnuts are sold
in BOTTLES and WATER sold in
SACHETS.
• Where parents claim they
were always first position in
school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver
For Years Without A Driver's
LICENSE'
• Where government officials
don't know the national
anthem.
•Where Gala and Lacasera are d
best options wen stuck in
traffic.
• Where you are jailed for
stealing Maggi and given a
chieftaincy title for stealing millions.
• Where we fight for
everything. To gain admission
to university,
to get a job and worse still to
enter a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your
phone and the robbers come
back for
ur Pin code n charger.
• Where ur type of GENERATOR
shows how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame
your family members in the
village for
your problems.
• Where rich men must have pot belly.
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO
SEE ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social
amenity.
• Where People dey collect change for beggar hand.
• Where igbo men produce
Toyota Camry jeans and
Dr Dre slippers
• Where bb torch is sold
in traffic for N10k!!.......
YOU THINK U KNOW NAIJA MORE
THAN I DO?
Add Yours..