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Test Of Life!!! by martinsblinks(m): 3:58pm On Sep 27, 2014
A lecturer walked into the lecture
room and
announced that there will be an
emergency test, and
she went straight to the board to
write the instructions:
1. Time is 15 minutes.
2. No copying.
3. No cancellation of your answer.
4. You cannot open your text book
or notebook. 5. You cannot browse or
check
from any online
source.
6. Once its 15 minutes, stand up,
raise your pen,
leave your answer sheet and walk out from
your
desk.
She then told the students to get set
and she began
to dictate the questions
Question Number 1:~ List your favorite
foods?
Immediately, the students began to
list...
Guys were writing:- Pounded yam,
Rice, Fufu, Egusi &
Eba, Porridge yam. While the Girls went
ahead to list:-
Hot dog, Beef
burger, Shawarma, Pizza, Ofada rice.
The lecturer then announced
Question Number 2:~
Explain how to prepare & cook the favorite
foods that
you have listed?
OMG! Come see as the Girls begin to
cancel their
previous answers, some come dey
write: - Dodo, Afang, Moi.Moi ,Garri, Amala,
Ewedu,
Indomie... Continue later..goodeve

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